Climbing vs. Sex

Informal poll: what do you spend more time thinking about, climbing or sex?

yes.

I thought this was going to be about core exercises...

It depends am I on the top or bottom?

Of the climb

it is Friday night and I have nothing to do.

Is my wife leading and I'm watching her amazing ass while (be)laying or am I planning another trip to the Valley or Zion?  Mostly think about my wife leading naked or which grade 4 or 5 route to get on in the Valley. 

Y’all ones just practice. The other takes real nuts and a big bro

Clucking.  (Look it up.) 

My wife thought that was pretty cute, Carolina.

So maybe the question is, if I am dreaming and if afterwards I’m wondering if my partner had a good time, which was the dream about:  Climbing or sex?

Fritz Nuffer wrote: Informal poll: what do you spend more time thinking about, climbing or sex?

So Fritz: why Does the climber take his goat at the edge of a cliff?

Fritz - let my know if you want my answer to that riddle.

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/107810730/sex-never-did-this-to-my-hands

Cpn Dunsel wrote:

You can take it, from what we have heard, and it's good to see you being raw about it.

No need to bring your homophobia into this.

theres got to be a bouldering and masturbation joke there somehow. 

Option 3: donuts

I’ve only called for rescue on one of them....and it wasn’t climbing. 

I spend equal parts time toggling between Pornhub and the MP beta page for climbs well above my limit.

I know that for many years I planned climbing days to happen before sex, mainly because climbing didnt usually go so well after sex.

Then of course there were a few years of just climbing and no sex cause climbing was all I thought about.

Clucking anyone?

Jason Kim wrote: I spend equal parts time toggling between Pornhub and the MP beta page for climbs well above my limit.

May I suggest getting a 2nd monitor. Your productivity would increase tremendously.

Ok, time for a poll.  Thumbs up if you’ve successfully combined the two.  

Has to be on route.   Campground doesn’t count. 

Climbing when I’m climbing, sex the rest of the time. I need to climb more.