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Excuses needed for Excuses Walls

Miss Cat · · Hell · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 1,607

I know it’s your birthday and I promised we’d go on a climbing trip, but I’m in a couple and we are the absolute worst.

Actually he “just ghosted”

Laundry Injury.. that was me

Kevin Piarulli · · Redmond, OR · Joined Nov 2013 · Points: 2,273

Failed on Account of Weakness
I Was Gonna Climb That Route, But I Got High

Demetrius Angelo · · Salt Lake City · Joined Nov 2017 · Points: 5

It's a high gravity day

mighty mango · · Oregon · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 0

"I don't have a stick clip"

Shane Bonness · · West Lafayette, IN · Joined Aug 2017 · Points: 155

"Homework"

Isaac Gray · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 8

Thanks a lot Obama

Cosmiccragsman AKA Dwain · · Las Vegas, Nevada and Apple… · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 146

Can't Climb 11c

Lena chita · · OH · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 1,842

I need to learn how to set up my tent
The drive is too long
Just not psyched
The season is over, anyway (while looking at the weather forecast showing a stretch of 10 days of perfect forecast)

Kelsey Blodgett · · Seattle, WA · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 301

I'd rather drink beer and watch football.
I have to help a friend move a 300 pound drum sander up 3 flights of stairs
I have a tapeworm
I have to plumb a new water heater
Do you want to go mushroom hunting instead?
My shoe broke

(pretty much all from my message thread with my training partner...)

Robert Townley · · Shorewood, WI · Joined Jun 2017 · Points: 0

New Star Trek Movie on TV.

Deven Lewis · · Idaho falls · Joined Oct 2016 · Points: 295

-These aren't the right shoes.
- It looks really run out.
- this is so sand bagged.
-i got flash pump
-i forgot to poop
-fuck how did I do this last time?
+1 for "I heard it's chossy."

Meredith E. · · Bainbridge Island, WA · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 5

-Some of us aren't retired/work for a living
-If I go I will get a divorce
-It will be wet
-the drive is too long

amarius · · Nowhere, OK · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 20

Emotionally injured

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516

I Don't Really Climb

Jordan Duncan · · Norwalk, OH · Joined Feb 2018 · Points: 20

Family Emergency

Andrew Rational · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2018 · Points: 10

After driving to the crag, and racking up: “I’m just not feeling it.”

Kyran Keisling · · Page AZ · Joined Nov 2016 · Points: 6,232

The wind got in my eyes.
The sun is blowing.

Ryan Dresser · · Boulder, CO · Joined Mar 2017 · Points: 81

Sharted

Rope Byrne · · Colorado Springs · Joined May 2015 · Points: 185

Sorry, going to Montana.

Andrew G · · Pittsburgh, PA · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 405

An evening in the vomatorium

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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