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Jason Mills
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Nov 15, 2019
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Northwest "Where climbers g…
· Joined Oct 2016
· Points: 8,310
Crowd sourcing on a Friday: Developing a new crag in my area, the Excuses Walls (now on hold for the winter). All routes are/will be named for real, actually-happened excuses why someone bailed on going climbing.
What do ya got?
This is the only route completed thus far, Groin Irritation, 10.a. (A buddy told me he couldn't climb cuz the day before he'd gone for a run and irritated his groin; thanks, buddy!)
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Paddy O'Hulk
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Nov 15, 2019
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Lakewood, CO
· Joined Nov 2016
· Points: 45
"Spin cycle" - I bailed when I couldn't handle my alcohol from the night before. The world was spinning that whole morning.
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Brian 1
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Nov 15, 2019
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Vista / Oside
· Joined Aug 2017
· Points: 0
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Nunya Business
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Nov 15, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Dec 2017
· Points: 0
Hemorrhoids!
Its a good excuse, and none of your partners will ever ask you to "show" your Hemorrhoids to them.
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Derek F
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Nov 15, 2019
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Carbondale, CO
· Joined Jun 2007
· Points: 406
Too Cold
Too Hot
Just Not Psyched
Sprained My Ankle Yesterday
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p zoobs
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Nov 15, 2019
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Orange County, CA
· Joined Oct 2018
· Points: 65
- Have to spend time with my lady
- The drive is too long
- Sorry I forgot about _______ .
- There's a 10% chance of rain
- Dude I just woke up.
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Nathan Sullivan
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Nov 15, 2019
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Fort Collins, CO
· Joined Sep 2018
· Points: 0
- Panic attack (or "High Anxiety". Wait a sec...)
- Sudden IBS
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Matt M
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Nov 15, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Aug 2015
· Points: 13
"Too Sunny"
"Low stoke"
"High Gravity"
"Bad Belayer"
"Not my style."
"Too tall/too short"
"The snow/sun/dust/squirrels got in my eyes."
"I'm too skirred."
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V P
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Nov 15, 2019
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West Belmar
· Joined Nov 2018
· Points: 0
- My horse got sick (ok, it was to bail on a offshore fishing trip and not climbing but still. We all called bs but it was indeed true)
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JNE
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Nov 15, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Apr 2006
· Points: 2,135
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Jeremy S
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Nov 15, 2019
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Southern California
· Joined Aug 2016
· Points: 45
+1 for "Dude I just woke up," I've heard that far too often!
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Travis S
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Nov 15, 2019
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Colorado
· Joined Jul 2018
· Points: 70
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Long Ranger
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Nov 15, 2019
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Jan 2014
· Points: 669
Girlfriend's Too Mean, Hurt My Feelings
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Doctor Drake
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Nov 15, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined May 2018
· Points: 126
All quotes from one of my partners on why he fell off a route:
-my skin hurts
-my skin is crap
-why is my skin so bad?
-send temps aren’t right
-I’m so weak
-fuck climbing this is dumb
-I’m quitting climbing again
-I can deadlift harder than this route
-why is climbing so hard?
-My butt’s too big
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Brian 1
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Nov 15, 2019
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Vista / Oside
· Joined Aug 2017
· Points: 0
"Got plans with the fiance." - A guy who wanted to climb super bad until weekend came close.
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Matt N
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Nov 15, 2019
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CA
· Joined Oct 2010
· Points: 476
I heard its chossy
surf's up
going mountain biking
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Jonathan Brown
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Nov 15, 2019
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Salt Lake City, UT
· Joined Mar 2019
· Points: 0
"My girlfriend said I can't"
"My girlfriend said it's dangerous"
"My girlfriend's having a bad day"
"My girlfriend needs me today"
We were so glad when he finally dumped her.
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Blakevan
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Nov 15, 2019
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Texas
· Joined Sep 2015
· Points: 56
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Jason Mills
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Nov 15, 2019
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Northwest "Where climbers g…
· Joined Oct 2016
· Points: 8,310
- I Married my Partner
- Indoor Bouldering Comp.
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Chuck Parks
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Nov 15, 2019
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Atlanta, GA
· Joined Jan 2008
· Points: 2,190
Mother In Town
Partied Too Hard
Have to Study <-- great name for a technical route
Hit a Deer
I'll Be in Yosemite
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Andrew S.
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Nov 15, 2019
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Bighorn Basin
· Joined Jun 2011
· Points: 425
Anal Glaucoma (I couldn't see my ass getting out of bed this morning.)
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