How did you get kicked out of the gym?

Tim Stich wrote:

They fired you, but you could still pay to climb there, right? Then no.

The only case I have heard of some guys getting talked to and almost kicked out of the gym is when they brought their bolting wars inside with loud yelling matches. One guy was all bla bla bla mixed routes and the other was bla bla may as well just make it all sport, bla bla.

Wait was this city rock

Briggs Lazalde wrote:

I told them that I dont identify as a male. I identify as a cuttlefish that has male and female parts. They said seafood not allowed. I was only shocked they would eat a cuttlefish

Wait. They offered, or you asked? The being eaten part....hm. I think your gym has more to offer than average.

Best, H.

Pavel Burov wrote:

Cannot believe they did not provide you with scissors to fix that issue.

Only if you're under 18 do they provide you with extensive options like this.

Briggs Lazalde wrote: It was ladies night. I have male genitals......equality

What incel sub reddit are you on?

I skipped some clips on some jug route and got an earful from a guy who was an investor (friend of an investor?) in the gym. Was told I would grab a spinning hold, fall to my death/injury, and then give potential new climbers the impression that climbing is dangerous. Then nobody would want to climb at his gym anymore.

I mean, fair play i suppose

"that was the STUPIDEST THING i've ever seen anyone do!"

sorry sir, but let me introduce you to all the other stupid things i've done

i onsighted a 10a but an employee told me it was a flash because i looked at someone climbing the route earlier. they booted me for incorrect terminology...

My partner whipped and I escaped the belay.

Walked in and started climbing, a kid came up and asked me to leave...Apparently when your autopay doesn't go through they don't want you to climb?!?! Selfish bastards. I told him it might sort itself out or something.. couldn't even get a smile:)

Tim Stich wrote: Yeah, so none of you have been kicked out of a gym. They only kick you out if the card gets declined. Shove as many bodies in there as possible is their motto.

You're dead wrong, Tim.

If you think dirtbags on MP don't have their cards declined on a regular basis, you're crazy. Basically everyone that is saying they were kicked out for something cool was kicked out because they couldn't pay. 

Jeffrey K wrote:

You're dead wrong, Tim.

If you think dirtbags on MP don't have their cards declined on a regular basis, you're crazy. Basically everyone that is saying they were kicked out for something cool was kicked out because they couldn't pay. 

You're reading comprehension is really poor. I said they only kick you out IF your card gets declined, not dirtbags never get their card declined, which is something you imagined I said.

Tim Stich wrote:

You're reading comprehension is really poor. I said they only kick you out IF your card gets declined, not dirtbags never get their card declined, which is something you imagined I said.

Dirtbags have credit?!

Tradiban wrote:

Dirtbags have credit?!

Debit card, hello? Do I have to explain everything?

Not me Stitch... I mixed in some drops of LSD with my chalk and offered it to 'new members'... 

Tim Stich wrote:
Yeah, so none of you have been kicked out of a gym. They only kick you out if the card gets declined. Shove as many bodies in there as possible is their motto.
You're dead wrong, Tim.

Jeffrey K wrote: 
If you think dirtbags on MP don't have their cards declined on a regular basis, you're crazy. Basically everyone that is saying they were kicked out for something cool was kicked out because they couldn't pay.

Then Tim wrote:
You're reading comprehension is really poor. I said they only kick you out IF your card gets declined, not dirtbags never get their card declined, which is something you imagined I said

Tim, it’s not a reading comprehension issue.  Jeffrey made a logical conclusion based on a strict reading of your post.   If no MP dirtbags have been kicked out, and you only get kicked out for declined card/bad credit, then you’re implying MP dirtbags here have never been declined or have good credit.  It’s a logic thing

Tim Stich wrote:

Debit card, hello? Do I have to explain everything?

What s a debit card?

Ben Pellerin wrote:

What s a debit card?

ATM card.

Pavel Burov wrote:

ATM card.

Free money? I'd like one thanks!

I got kicked out by my harness. They strung me up and I couldn’t escape the belay, so I became an arborist.

Tim Stich wrote:

You're reading comprehension is really poor. I said they only kick you out IF your card gets declined, not dirtbags never get their card declined, which is something you imagined I said.

Your sarcasm & humor comprehension are really poor. Your first statement was "None of you have been kicked out of a gym" but you expanded by saying you only get kicked out by a card being declined. Thus you suggested MP users didn't have their cards declined. 

I was literally agreeing and expanding on your point in a humorous way. Effin' a, brah.