Is this the way old men crag? [Rant]

Bros. I was at the crag the other day and this old dude was like "HEY! You can't tie your knot that way!" And I was like "Bro! This is how I learned to tie in at REI!" And old dude was like "You can't use my top rope!" And I was like "The HELLA I can't!" And old dude was like "I've been climbing here for 45 years, I didn't put up any routes but all my friends did!" And I was like "These bolts are in all the wrong spots!" And old dude was like "Ground up! Or shut up!" And I was like "Sport Climbing is both!"

It was hella exhausting. Is this just the way old men crag?

Dude seriously shut up already

Anonymous wrote:We all know you wouldn't actually say, "Sport Climbing is both!"

That's what the old dude bro yo's say brahswelei 

You video is better than your pretend complaint

Tradiban, you need a new do;

​https://www.ksl.com/article/46536870/great-clips-of-the-week-utah-jazz-fans-game-3-beehive-becomes-latest-viral-hit​​​

Lmaoo haahahahahahahaaha

"BASH BASH BASH....

 I CAN HAS FRIGERMATOR NOW?!?!?!?!?!"

I was like I do hella climbing fo shue

Old man was like ???

I was like that's a booshy harness broham drop top caddy! You get that from the goat?

Old man was like ???

I was like I'm going on a hella snapchat, Tinder, Mountain Project, Instagram rant when I get home brah! You hella rude brah!

Old man was like ???????

Can I grade a troll with an imaginary number?

You realize that if you're willing to move to Russia you can get paid to do this?

Do bros still say Hella?
I thought that cool guy word wouldn’t have lasted more than one brogeneration.

Tradgic Yogurt wrote: Can I grade a troll with an imaginary number?

Unless there is an audible recording to support this claim, it didn’t happen. So, yes.  :)

Erick Valler wrote: Dude seriously shut up already

I thumbed up you because I seriously need a break from my genius.   

Old men don’t “crag”, they just go climbing. Damn kids can’t even speak properly anymore.

Well, there's old men who crag, and then there's the 90% of formerly young climbers who are now old men who can't crag.  Life being what it is, most of y'all are gonna end up in that 90%.

Guess who's having the last laugh?

(Oh, and one more thing: get off my lawn, sonny!)

bus driver wrote: Do bros still say Hella?
I thought that cool guy word wouldn’t have lasted more than one brogeneration.

He didn't even use it correctly...

Tradiban wrote: This post violated Guideline #1 and has been removed because Tradiban is God and you guys wouldn't even get it.

Tradboy.....it's time to hang it up son.

I've been watching your death spiral over the last few months and I have to say......your sauce is now officially weak.

You have troll homeostasis, that's where you troll so long you run out of material and you still think you're good. This usually ends up with bashing your elders and nobody laughing......

I wish I could help, but I fear it's too late. A new username will just cause you to have an identity crisis, so don't try that.

Maybe just get out and climb a while.....that always helps.

John Barritt wrote:

Tradboy.....it's time to hang it up son.

I've been watching your death spiral over the last few months and I have to say......your sauce is now officially weak.

You have troll homeostasis, that's where you troll so long you run out of material and you still think you're good. This usually ends up with bashing your elders and nobody laughing......

I wish I could help, but I fear it's too late. A new username will just cause you to have an identity crisis, so don't try that.

Maybe just get out and climb a while.....that always helps.

I'm laughing and you guys keep bumping my threads. Have you not learned your lessons?!

There's only one way to stop a troll. IGNORE THEM!

Are you man enough? Can you resist the urge?!

Can you NOT scratch the itch?!  Do you NEED to give your .02?!

I'll bet that ya do   

I saw a large group of 30 year old children laughing and having fun at the crag the other day so i grabbed my trusty backpack style leafblower( old white mans favorite tool) and cleaned up their filth.

John Barritt wrote:

Tradboy.....it's time to hang it up son.

I've been watching your death spiral over the last few months and I have to say......your sauce is now officially weak.

beatdown from the 405, heavy sauce