Climbing with $200 shoes in the gym

Christopher Smith wrote:

Urine is sterile.....

maybe initially when it comes out

dunno about that stuff that's been on the floor for a while and is a bit sticky. you should touch it first

don'tchuffonme wrote:

Absolutely.  You want to climb in expensive shoes?  Knock yourself out.  I'd rather skip the part where I touch the urine of every person that climbs in a 30 mile radius though.

do you also skip outdoor rock? where do you climb?  or do you not mind touching the shit of every bird in a 100 mile radius?  (let's play a game called "which is more sanitary: Urethra or Cloaca")

besides. touching the urine of crushers at the gym is how you inherit the viking climbing powers, no?

honestly don't see that much bird shit where i climb

dunno where you do tho

Clearly there's a lot of batshit around, though...

Haha so sick!

Señor Arroz wrote: Is it still okay to drive a $100,000 car to the gym, though?

Nope but your Sprinter van conversion is legit - *rolls eyes*

Christopher Smith wrote:

Urine is sterile.....

Nope.

s.price wrote: I kinda see your point Vas but who cares. Not everyone operates in the same income bracket. Maybe they only gym climb and want what makes them feel good.

I drive an 80,000 dollar truck. Because it makes me feel good and I can.

Price, last time we spoke, you agreed to stay out of my topics. 

Christopher Smith wrote:

Urine is sterile.....

Cool, I guess you'll be one of the pioneers of Pissorade.

J Squared wrote:

do you also skip outdoor rock? where do you climb?  or do you not mind touching the shit of every bird in a 100 mile radius?  (let's play a game called "which is more sanitary: Urethra or Cloaca")

besides. touching the urine of crushers at the gym is how you inherit the viking climbing powers, no?

Hahaha.  So far I haven't.  Yeah, and I'd trade weekly rain showers to wash everything off and birdshit for people oils and piss.  That's how vikings would do it.

Are you one of those guys that washes his hands without using soap and calls it a day? ;)

s.price wrote:
I drive an 80,000 dollar truck. Because it makes me feel good and I can.

I think the "holier than thou" Dr. Price has finally smashed the idols.

Clearly this high roller doesn't need MP at large buying his dog treats.

Now kindly please stay out of my topics - and take your American made 80 thousand dollar paper weight with you. (Can you actually imagine not buying a Japanese truck?)

Vas Carmicheal wrote:
I think the "holier than thou" Dr. Price has finally smashed the idols.

Clearly this high roller doesn't need MP at large buying his dog treats.

Now kindly please stay out of my topics - and take your American made 80 thousand dollar paper weight with you. (Can you actually imagine not buying a Japanese truck?)

This seems like an awful lot of contempt for someone I'm assuming you've never met.  Sheesh.

Brian Abram wrote: I’d like to see someone swab bacteria cultures of climbing holds vs a urinal. Unless your urinal has been shat in, I’d bet most used holds are more likely to make you sick than most urinals. Most urine just isn’t that dirty

Do Americans actually piss in the urinal or on the floor or their shoes? Or are American "thangs" so short you have trouble aiming?

Jim Titt wrote:

Do Americans actually piss in the urinal or on the floor or their shoes? Or are American "thangs" so short you have trouble aiming?

I think I speak for all Americans when I say, our thangs aint short and we piss wherever we want!

...jim what's the Visa situation like in Germany? I would love to not have piss on my 160 euro climbing shoes. 

Jim Titt wrote:

Do Americans actually piss in the urinal or on the floor or their shoes? Or are American "thangs" so short you have trouble aiming?

Do Europeans have special urinals that contain all piss droplets and never get anything outside of the urinal?  Because personally I've never seen one that does that.  Is there a patent on this product?

don'tchuffonme wrote:

Do Europeans have special urinals that contain all piss droplets and never get anything outside of the urinal?  Because personally I've never seen one that does that.  Is there a patent on this product?

That's a pissoir to you, sir.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissoir

From climbing shoes to a pissing contest in 4 pages!

don'tchuffonme wrote:

Do Europeans have special urinals that contain all piss droplets and never get anything outside of the urinal?  Because personally I've never seen one that does that.  Is there a patent on this product?

Google "fly sticker in urinal" to be educated. They have been around for maybe 150 years.