Stolen (?) Nalgene - Donnelly Canyon

If you happened to leave Donnelly Canyon with an extra water bottle on Thanksgiving Day, I would really like to get that back! I hope this wasn't an intentional theft; that thing is gross. Plus it was Thanksgiving Day - c'mon dude!

You could just buy a new one.

I don't have your bottle but were you by chance part of the group that was taking photos of me while I was on Fuel Injected Hardbody?

Charlie Hartman wrote:

If you happened to leave Donnelly Canyon with an extra water bottle on Thanksgiving Day, I would really like to get that back! I hope this wasn't an intentional theft; that thing is gross. Plus it was Thanksgiving Day - c'mon dude!

Why would you want it back?

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity (or carelessness)."

Marc801 C wrote:

Why would you want it back?

shhhhhhh i just want the person who has it to not want it

FrankPS wrote:

You could just buy a new one.

Holy sh*t, this hadn't occurred to me! Thank you!

Nalgene theft is not a thing. 

This is not a trivial loss and is certainly no laughing matter. I could be wrong, though.

Can you provide a description of the water bottle?  Any identifying stickers/mold spots?  How do we know you aren't just trying to get a free nalgene?

Mike Tsuji wrote:

thank you

Saw that bottle sitting at the message board in the donnelly canyon/supercrack parking lot yesterday.

I live in Salt Lake, so if anyone will be around and sees the bottle, feel free to grab it! I will buy you a 6 pack of your favorite grocery store/gas station beer.

Charlie Hartman wrote:

I live in Salt Lake, so if anyone will be around and sees the bottle, feel free to grab it! I will buy you a 6 pack of your favorite grocery store/gas station beer.

OK. Now I've got to know what's so special about that Nalgene since a 6-pack exceeds the price of a new one.

Charlie - Tell us a story! Why is this particular water bottle so special?

s.price wrote:

Must not be that special. He did say grocery or gas station beer. Even in Utah one can do better than that.

Seems like a good trade for an old Nalgene.  New one is like ten bucks, a sixer of grocery store beer is almost that much.  Plus, I wouldn't want to keep/use someone elses gross old water bottle.  

s.price wrote:

Must not be that special. He did say grocery or gas station beer. Even in Utah one can do better than that.

Oh fuk, don't get Marc going on how great Utah beer is again!

Have you considered crowdfunding a replacement?

Chris treggE wrote:

I started a Gofundme campaign for you.  If you write an essay on how much this nalgene meant to you in Blog format, I can copy and paste it to the page.  

Beat me to it by seconds!

Classic post thanks for the laugh