"Accident" clean-up at Creekside - you owe me a beer!

No, they need to pack this:

Zach Myers wrote:These people need to eat more white bread and hamburger meat, I only have to shit about once a week so the chances are much smaller that I'll be at the crag when shit hits the fan.

once a week? do you eat cheese all day?

"Looks to be mostly a male habit"

the bouquet of 3 socks, 1 pr women's underoos (with a spectacular "landing strip"), 2 single-use water bottles, and one spent tampoon (strawberry Bon-bon, you ask my dog) I found 7 feet off the (popular) belay supports a different conclusion: it may be a male-dominated habit, but some spectacular female offenders exist. also: this culture often dictates a certain social hierarchy in which the wimmen do like the mens do. Or, dood.

I still wonder if she hiked out in one sock, or if her partner did.

I'll revive the thread with this little video

https://youtu.be/vpDHcxnGYt8

Maybe you should DNA test it
DNA test

Did you ever climb the second flatiron? It is scary shit!

The only place I notice it is at climbing wall. It makes sense, less weight will make them send harder climbs.

John Tex wrote:I was headed up to the bouldering traverse just left of where the trail touches the second flatiron. I had just gotten off the trail and was following the rock to the left when I saw a chick taking a shit a little ways before the boulder problem. I imagine she was a hiker considering her size and probably didn't know that people went up that way. But I saw too much. I also saw another lady with her pants completely off on pole hill road in Estes. She was squatting on the road and when she saw me come around the corner she ran off into the woods leaving her pants. Don't know if she was going 1 or 2, but I was a quarter mile up the road. Granted it's 4 wheel drive but people are very often hiking or biking up it. Don't understand why she didn't head into the woods in the first place. While it very well might be more of a male problem, it is not solely a male problem, and I have yet to run into a guy taking a shit anywhere. But it's just a matter of time I suppose.

I ask this out of genuine curiosity - when a woman is squatting how do you know if they are pooping? Might be asking for TMI here, but would like to know.

Mark E Dixon wrote: Does seem like a weirdly CCC thing.

Are there any popular breakfast places in Golden or Boulder we should be aware of? I suspect a breakfast burrito of some sort may be the culprit. Perhaps of the extra-spicy variety?

I too have seen the poop bandit strike on the First Flatiron, but I steered well clear, as the only way I could have carried it out would have been wrapped in my own shorts or (then clean) underwear. I suspect the masses on the 1st/2nd trail would not have appreciated a naked man downhill trail running, swinging poop swaddled in his own clothes.

Brendan Blanchard wrote: I suspect the masses on the 1st/2nd trail would not have appreciated a naked man downhill trail running, swinging poop swaddled in his own clothes.

Not appreciated in Boulder?
There's probably a hotly contested record for naked downhill poop swinging flatiron trail runs.