Everything you need to know about climbing

Excellent article and all true. (Besides it is on the Internet so it has to be true.)

alpinist.com/doc/web12f/wfe…

"Q: How can I tell that someone is from Colorado?
A: Just give them five minutes. They'll tell you."

As a displaced Coloradan living in the Midwest, this is embarrassingly true.

Q: How do you tell it's spring in Wyoming?

A: All the license plates turn green.

Brilliant.

As a rad-an I love the last one.

The only thing more predictable is Utahonians and Wyomiams complaining about rad-ans.

How can you tell if someone lives in Colorado?

They'll have a California license plate.

wtf -- no mention of the ever-important ratio: go-pro footage plus social media babblingage, to the stupidity of your own actions.

how do you know if a local is from Colorado?
because fuck you, that's how

Really enjoyed the article.

A wonderful way to waste 10 minutes while "working". Is there a volume 1 to help keep productivity high?

jeb

Buff Johnson wrote:wtf -- no mention of the ever-important ratio: go-pro footage plus social media babblingage, to the stupidity of your own actions. how do you know if a local is from Colorado? because fuck you, that's how

First time I've laughed out loud in a long time reading MO PRO. Good one Buff!

I love Colorado bashing, but it would be so much more fun if Colorado was Boston for the bashing.

gawker.com/fuck-boston-1455…

learned alot, thank you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyIJ_c5dXSE

And everything. (I might not totally agree, but it's funny)