(generic climbing thread)

(posts greatest troll ever about climbing tree slab on flagstaff mountain 1000 times in a day, then deletes it.)

(looking for recommendations and partners for a good beginner 14er to climb. Heard this was a climbing website.)

(double-down on openly trollish, flame-bait post that didn't generate enough fire the first time it was posted)

(triple-down)

(self quote)

(Passionate argument about how anyone who doesn't think Devil's Lake is one of the best areas in the country is a sport-climbing pansy-ass.)

(still can't believe I got punked by a rescue hooker in vegas)

(Laughably hypocritical response from kid from ridiculously flat Amarillo, Texas about how Devil's Lake can't be good because it's the Midwest and there ain't no mountains.)

fossana wrote:(Anger over someone classifying Boulder as the Midwest.)

(Anger over someone classifying WV as Southern.)

(soloing is the purest form of climbing. anything else and you're doing it wrong.)

(presentation of strong evidence that previous pages of the thread were skipped - with no intention of reading them - in the form of saying the same thing that someone on an earlier page said; proactive retort with regard to said demonstration of laziness)

(request for a partner to work on my "proj" tomorrow at the local crag)

(pleading for stuck cam to be extracted and returned in exchange for one or more beers)

(Wondering if anyone knows what the helicopter was for at tahquitz. X5)

(ask a retarded question that everyone discussed and dismissed as retarded on pages 2-7)

(fade away into obscurity)

(North Face is for doosh bags, real climbers shop at the Salvation Army)

Buff Johnson wrote:(why is he climbing the mountain?)

("to hug the mountain")

(Does this PAS make me look fat?)

(posting inconsequential nonsense to make a thread go the distance)

(old farts chime in to complain about children climbing 5.14 and how they'd like to see them aid the nose)