Smart things other climbers have said

good weather bad weather aney weather is good for climb..some french dude

"Rule #1: Don't die.
Rule #2: If you do break rule #1, don't take anyone with you."

"You can either let the mountain make you weaker, or you can let it make you stronger."

climber "Belay on?"
belayer "Belay is on. according to the picture you are running correctly."
climber "alright knot is good, both hard points, im doubled, and i'm climbing."
belayer " and you are good to climb.....as soon as you put your shoes on."
climber (looking down) "oh."

"I was bored while sipping my coffee this morning, and rather than do something more enlightening, such as memorizing the phonebook or banging my forehead against the wall, I made the intractable mistake of reading discussions on mountainproject.com."

"If you aren't having fun, you're doing it wrong."

"Just throw a handjam every time you think you need another #2"

"Climb pretty, be safe, have fun."

"The most important part of your body to train for climbing, besides your mind, is your eye."

"I figured out the beta"
"What?"
"Just grow a pair and do it!!"