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phone number for rock and resole?

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
Jake Jones wrote: See: hypertrophy brah

This thread has claimed to have all of the answers. We must keep its reputation up!

I would say practice your grunting, grow your hair out, and make sure you look wicked gnarly without a shirt on. That should turn you pro no problem.

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 276
mikejohnson1 wrote:I have had a lot of fun reading the past 30 pages. Question: I have only been climbing for 2 months and I already can climb a 5.10d in the gym. How long until I turn pro?

You should already be sponsored by now and be on the cover of Rock and Gym. Or Rock and Resole. Or a box of Wheaties. Get on the cover of something, for crying out loud. A man of your talents should be shared with the world.

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0

31!!! WOOOHOOO!!!! 2 pages in one day! Surfing and Wavesailing have nothing on us!

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516

What do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey!

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
Stich wrote:What do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey!

Who's from New Jersey?

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643

NOT KIDDING!! I will kill your dog in front of Jesus Christ and all his followers if you bring it to the crag!!!

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
Hank Caylor wrote:NOT KIDDING!! I will kill your dog in front of Jesus Christ and all his followers if you bring it to the crag!!!

I dont get it? If I take my dog surfing in NJ Hank will kill it?

Tom Grummon · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 30

clearly R&R>Surfing and wave sailing.

Matt Roberts · · Columbus, OH · Joined Mar 2010 · Points: 85
JonathanHillis wrote: This thread has claimed to have all of the answers. We must keep its reputation up! I would say practice your grunting, grow your hair out, and make sure you look wicked gnarly without a shirt on. That should turn you pro no problem.

And for heaven's sake, buy a beanie. A cool one. Preferably knit, and maybe with some sort of horizontal stripes, or Tibetian scripts on it.

MTN MIA · · Vail · Joined May 2006 · Points: 435
JonathanHillis wrote: This thread has claimed to have all of the answers. We must keep its reputation up! I would say practice your grunting, grow your hair out, and make sure you look wicked gnarly without a shirt on. That should turn you pro no problem.

......and by all means, taint your tundra with a loofah!!!!

Darren Mabe · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
JonathanHillis wrote:I would say practice your grunting, grow your hair out, and make sure you look wicked gnarly without a shirt on. That should turn you pro no problem.

nah. that doesn't work.

skiclimber · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 30

I can't believe Rock N Resole has not chimed in yet?

MTN MIA · · Vail · Joined May 2006 · Points: 435
skiclimber wrote:I can't believe Rock N Resole has not chimed in yet?

there are many trolls in disguise....

Darren Mabe · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0

Ok everyone ID yourselves!!! No more disguised trolls!

Darren Mabe · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669

Darren Mabe

David Lee · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 10
Darren Mabe wrote:Darren Mabe

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
but I've got your number
can I call you Mabe?

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
David Lee wrote: Hey, I just met you And this is crazy but I've got your number can I call you Mabe?

Don't you know that only old crusty climbers are on here? They wont get a pop culture reference like that!

MTN MIA · · Vail · Joined May 2006 · Points: 435
JonathanHillis wrote: Don't you know that only old crusty climbers are on here?
"You've been all over, and it's been all over you..."
David Lee · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 10

Maybe this is a little more appropriate: "Sittin' on the dock of the bay..."

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