Mark Nelson I need you

Does anyone know how to get in touch with Mark? I tried PMing him on this site but never heard from him so I'm thinking the email address asigned to this website is not the one he uses. Mark, if you see this, or anyone that knows Mark, please contact me either through this website or jason@fixedpin.com. You/he posted a photo I'd like to use in the new South Platte guidebook.

Thanks

Jason Haas

I hear that guy is a dick...

just returned your e-mail. sorry got busy with crap.

(I have a feeling this thread will be the herpes-incarnate)

Mark Nelson wrote:I hear that guy is a dick...

What would you know? I bet you don't even know the guy.

/sarcasm

I love MP missed connections.

Mark Nelson wrote:I hear that guy is a dick....

Shhhh, he's right over there ----->

I heard Mark Nelson sets fire to ants with a magnifying glass...at night.

Some magicians can walk on water...Mark Nelson can swim through land.

He feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

Please please put this photo in the new book.
mountainproject.com/v/mark_…

Mark Nelson does not own a computer. This is because as soon as he sits down at one it instantly shows the blue screen of death.

That's why he didn't get back to you...

Mark Nelson once got into a fight with Chuck Norris.
That's when you stopped hearing about Chuck Norris.

Mark Nelson does not get frostbite. Mark Nelson bites frost.

That's why he's an awesome ice climber...

½Nelson is not someone you get in touch with. His whereabouts are mysterious. He contacts you when the time is right, preceded by a bright flash and a cloud of smoke with a faint scent of wet kitten.

When my friend's lives were in danger, I did not call Superman.
I called Mark Nelson.

Mark Nelson's real name is Buff Johnson. 'Nuff said.

I heard Mark Nelson's tears can cure cancer....
If he only cried

Mark Nelson is a hero's hero.
He recently rescued a helicopter from the top of Everest.

And, he invented the bolt gun used by Stallone in Cliffhanger.

Wow! A Mark Nelson appreciation thread. I thought only Lee Smith had this much juice. You're coming up in the world, Mark.

When I'm faced with a crux on a tough climb, am out of gear, and the sewing machine leg kicks in, I ask myself, "What Would Mark Nelson Do?" Then I ponder, "What Would Lee Smith Do?" Trouble is, I don't wear a cape and fly like those dudes can.

I hear that guy is a dick...

Could not have said it any better. What a dick!
Just kidding!

Kat A wrote:When I'm faced with a crux on a tough climb, am out of gear, and the sewing machine leg kicks in, I ask myself, "What Would Mark Nelson Do?" Then I ponder, "What Would Lee Smith Do?" Trouble is, I don't wear a cape and fly like those dudes can.

So instead you send it with style, grace and intelligence. Capes are such a crutch. You might as well pull on gear.

I hate to break it to you all, but Mark Nelson doesn't really exist. He is actually a cyber-being; a computer algorithm that Nick and Andy created for the amusement of fellow MPer's. Their calculations were slightly off, however, and something...different...came about. Ever wonder why you never see Mark Nelson and Max Headroom in the same post together? Just sayin'....

it's like puking at a party;

everyone cheers you on, until you do it...

(btw, that paradox-mentioned makes perfect sense.....to me)

except my baby would get Thai Basil; that place is awesome.

Mark Nelson once punched a horse in the chin. The descendants of that horse are modern day giraffes.

We should cut Mark Nelson in half and make two of him. Becuase my math teacher told me (infinity/2) = infinity. I don't think it would make him any less the man.

Mark Nelson has made women pregnant just by walking into the same room.