What do you tell non-climbers what your crash pad is?
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If you are really good and want to get people to really be freaked out this is something that we have thought of before. |
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"Why don't you follow us and find out?" anyone with you chimes in "Yeah, why don't you come with us??" |
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I like to just say protection. This leaves them with this kind of stupid look like "protection from what,should I have protection too. What do we need protection from? Is it safe out here?" This answer provides more questions than answers and I get a kick out of the way people respond. |
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pooler wrote:I like to just say protection. This leaves them with this kind of stupid look like "protection from what,should I have protection too. What do we need protection from? Is it safe out here?" This answer provides more questions than answers and I get a kick out of the way people respond.That's pretty good, going to have to try that one out. You should also have a gun around your waist to really throw them off: mountainproject.com/v/color… |
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The pad? Oh, well I'm narcoleptic so I carry this around for when I fall asleep and tip over backwards. Keeps me safe and comfy. |
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Park Ranger: What is that there on your back son? |
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Was asked today if it was for wake boarding... |
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Giant 34" super family sized pizza warmer for picnics. |
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Elk Saddle. Works great at RMNP. |
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elk saddle |
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Said wrote:Elk Saddle. Works great at RMNP.guess you beat me to it |
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New Question: What do you tell yourself the reason is for being a boulderer instead of a rock climber? |
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My couch. It really is. |
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chosspector wrote:New Question: What do you tell yourself the reason is for being a boulderer instead of a rock climber?I'm lazy and have ADD so i don't have enough of an attention span to sport or trad lol |
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chosspector wrote:New Question: What do you tell yourself the reason is for being a boulderer instead of a rock climber?I didn't know the two were mutually exclusive. |
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suprasoup wrote: I didn't know the two were mutually exclusive.But of course they are, everyone knows bouldering is totally different from rock climbing. When you're rock climbing, you climb rocks - when you're bouldering, you ASCEND rocks. Duh. I usually tell them "Its exactly what you think it is" and hike away quickly. Let 'em stew on that for a while. |
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d-know wrote:it's a MAXI pad for my mangina. 'cause i don't have the balls to lead routes.HAHA - good one. Mine is used for outdoor porn shoots. |
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Flip & Fuck |
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sex pad. not yet but maybe in the right situation. |
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Jet pack |