Climber hand washing tech

Sooooo.....

At the local mountain club hall, three climbers are walking towards the basins after pointing their respective percies at the porcelain, and the conversation turns to washing techniques.

The Sport Climber says, "I rinse my hands thoroughly up to the wrists, to ensure oil and grime free hands"

The Boulderer says, "I wash just my fingertips to maximise energy conservation"

The Trad Climber, walking past the basins says, "I don't piss on my hands"

I don't think I could even count the number of times I've heard that joke recycled...

i wish i had never clicked on this post

alternatively "Trad climber says" In school we were taught not to piss on our hands""