FOUND: Flip flops, Eldorado Canyon

Thirty-six individual flip flops. Found in South Boulder Creek yesterday. Various sizes. All very fashionable. There's a lovely flip flop emblazoned with cherries - I'm pretty sure it's Shawn Mitchell's. All the rest are available.

If there's a one-legged German on your Christmas list, one of these would look lovely with a sock. Fanny pack and mullet extra.

The cherry flip flop was my gift to you. It hurts you don't remember.

flip flops make great sliding gloves with a little duct tape for all ya'll longboarders out there. I'd hit it up.