The "give JohnL (aka Beached Nuts) as much crap as you can before he moves" thread!

Here's your chance people, let the games begin!

You mean the JohnL that only climbs off-widths. The JohnL that can't cook sausages without setting off smoke alarms in all of Ouray. Where is he moving to? I can't wait to here this!

Ooooooooohhhhhh! I'm gonna run an indoor gym in Bermuda!!!!!!!!! Maybe they won't know what a goat sniffin', bull ropin', sheep lovin', 11b down gradin', Voo worshipin girl twirler I really am.

And yeah, he's bringing the lycra just to drag Bermuda down to Wyoming levels of fashion.

Maybe Texas too, but whatever. They can have him. Damned Wyoming skunk.

Yeah baby! This one is off to a great start!

I know this guy named Adam Apple. He told me to tell you that you totally suck!
:-)

John and I only tied in one day together in Eldo a year ago or so, but I'll miss him (note: especially on MP). Best wishes and prayers John on your adventure to the island.

Tony B wrote: Which as we all know is easier than 10d, right? So that makes it more or less 10c.

settling in at stiff 9+.

John throws some of the sharpest, wryest, funniest posts on the Proj. But something about Bob D could make little Johnny slink like a puppy quivering and peeing in front of the Big Dog. Good times.

Hey John L, I think they've heard of the Internet in the Carribean. This doesn't have to be goodbye. You can still be the assassin's wit of the party...maybe more so. It's easier to post from the gym desk than from a rickshaw!

Shawn Mitchell wrote: Hey John L, I think they've heard of the Internet in the Carribean.

Actually, Bermuda is not in the Caribbean.

WiledHorse wrote: settling in at stiff 9+.

Enough already with all these "+" grades. If its 5.9 just call it 5.9. Everyone knows it would 5.8 at JTree anyway.

John, before you go I've been projecting this incredible 4th class offwidth in the midst of the evans wilderness. I think it may go, but I might have to put a bolt in; I may need a belayer, I may need ...

do you have a hot sister I can borrow for a couple of hours?

Monomaniac wrote: Enough already with all these "+" grades. If its 5.9 just call it 5.9. Everyone knows it would 5.8 at JTree anyway.

Got that right: Dogleg! Hands Off; The Flu, and many more...

Robert 560 wrote: Actually, Bermuda is not in the Caribbean.

Hmm. After Googling, I stand humiliated, with spelling subtly corrected too. Tough crowd.

So far, Hank is the only one with a clue what this thread is about.

Johny likes to flaunt. Poor dude doesn't know he looks like a "Save Ethiopia and Sub-Saharan Africa" poster.

Excellent Shawn! Shumin, where the heck are you at?

Monomaniac wrote: Enough already with all these "+" grades. If its 5.9 just call it 5.9. Everyone knows it would 5.8 at JTree anyway.

"ish"?
but a one move wonder at that.

What a dork! Oh crap, I'm sitting on the back of that thing!

Rob Kepley wrote: What a dork! Oh crap, I'm sitting on the back of that thing!

"...you do this. and TOTALLY redeem yourself!"

WiledHorse wrote: "...you do this. and TOTALLY redeem yourself!"

Still wanna go to Aspen?! Best movie ever!

Rob Kepley wrote: What a dork! Oh crap, I'm sitting on the back of that thing!

And spooning too! Enlarged, the pic garners PG-13, but since John appears to be enjoying, carry on!

we had so much potential together, john.

and why not to bahama? come on pretty mama!? or Key largo, montego? baby why dont we go to Jamaica? or off the florida keys. you know, John, theres a place called kokomo. (thats where you wanna go to get away from it all.) i can see it now: bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand! you will be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band (but in kokomo).

youre a sell out to the sea! i dont care if you will perfect your chemistry. you USED TO DEFY A LITTLE BIT OF GRAVITY, in the afternoon delight. no more cockstails. no more moonlit nights. hope you get your damn tropical contact high! youre going too fast, why dont you take it slow!?