Proud to be an inbred Douglas County local again

Neither Obama or McCain have addressed the serious issues regarding the new route development in Douglas County.
There simply aren’t enough of us inbred locals to go around.

Tom...Wednesday Work Session at Castlewood, November 5th, at 1:30. We await your designation of a sunny clime to enable an enjoyable climb.

Will this thread make it to 40 pages and get a Part 2?

*** wrote:Will this thread make it to 40 pages and get a Part 2?

Oh, that depends Kateri. There's a certain art and sport to it. If you want to help it happen, there are a couple different roles you could play.

First, you could say something provocative and a little off the unofficial MP consensus. Then, after four or five people come in and jump down your throat, you answer with counterpunches of your own. They return fire, and BAM! there's fodder for pages and pages...

Or, you be one of the enforcers, waiting for some poor fool to step out of line...then POUNCE! Kick, bite, gouge...and same thing!

Try it! It's fun!

Palin is a sport climber.

Mark Nelson wrote:Palin is a sport climber.

Mark you ignorant slut! She's trad if ever there was! You don't use a rack like that for sport...or maybe you do.

Obama only top-ropes

McCain is, of course, an alpinist.

Mark Nelson wrote:Obama only top-ropes .

If we're lucky he'll get tangled in the top rope and hang himself.

Mark Nelson wrote:Obama only top-ropes McCain is, of course, an alpinist.

Yes, and I don't want some psychotic alpinist leading the country!

Why are the Douglas County inbreds having such a hard time reproducing? Too old? Too much inbreeding already? Not enough inbred partners of the opposite sex? Don't know that you need to mate with the opposite sex? These are questions I'd like to see answered here...

Deaun Schovajsa wrote: Yes, and I don't want some psychotic alpinist leading the country! Why are the Douglas County inbreds having such a hard time reproducing? Too old? Too much inbreeding already? Not enough inbred partners of the opposite sex? Don't know that you need to mate with the opposite sex? These are questions I'd like to see answered here...

What, you don't want Mark Twight to have The Codes?

Deaun, LOL very L.

Regarding the plight of Douglas County inbreds, consider:

Lee Smith wrote:I am suffering from a debilitating STD.

I mean, what can you catch from a rope?!! Climbydia? Crimpes? Kinked Hose Syndrome?

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Shawn Mitchell wrote: What, you don't want Mark Twight to have The Codes? Deaun, LOL very L. Regarding the plight of Douglas County inbreds, consider: I mean, what can you catch from a rope?!! Climbydia? Crimpes? Kinked Hose Syndrome?

LOL!! I see what you're saying!

Kinked Hose Syndrome!! Awesome!

And their ringleader, Tom Hanson...

Finally, we turn to the sad, special case of Mike Lane. We'll let Mike tell his own sad story:

Mike Lane wrote:Now as the reigning Nazi/Bolshevik/anarchist on my cul-de-sac, this shit does not fly very well

Shocking but true.

Douglas County anthropology. It's not for the faint of heart or those without compassion.

Shawn, that was hilarious! The funny thing was that I was just about to ask my final question - Where does Mike Lane fit into this? - you beat me to it!

Obama, McCain, et. al, would be well advised to keep the campaigning venues far from Douglas county.

Mike told me that his wife Suzanne refers to the two of us as Gandolf and Saruman.
Wizards as old as us can not procreate.
I believe this to be a good thing.
We'd be willing to pass the torch, however we have yet to meet those who are lecherous enough to carry on our time honored traditions, of which we must not speak.

Tom Hanson wrote:Mike told me that his wife Suzanne refers to the two of us as Gandolf and Saruman. Wizards as old as us can not procreate. I believe this to be a good thing. We'd be willing to pass the torch, however we have yet to meet those who are lecherous enough to carry on our time honored traditions, of which we must not speak.

Darn it, Megalomaniacal Potentate of Fukness (DLFA); Founding Foreskin of the DCCC, you were supposed to magnanimously offer at least an "LOL" for my pictorial and narrative tribute.

I'm crushed.

PS-Or maybe confirm November 5th, 1:30 at CWCSP...

LOL ~ I just caught up on this thread... funny stuff guys :)

Kateri becareful what you ask for

Shawn Mitchell wrote: Oh, that depends Kateri. There's a certain art and sport to it. If you want to help it happen, there are a couple different roles you could play. First, you could say something provocative and a little off the unofficial MP consensus. Then, after four or five people come in and jump down your throat, you answer with counterpunches of your own. They return fire, and BAM! there's fodder for pages and pages... Or, you be one of the enforcers, waiting for some poor fool to step out of line...then POUNCE! Kick, bite, gouge...and same thing! Try it! It's fun!

That's superfunny....and very true! That recipe should be on the food network.

Shawn Mitchell wrote:....I mean, what can you catch from a rope?!! Climbydia? Crimpes? Kinked Hose Syndrome?

I was misled. Someone told me STD was "stupid tree disease".
And I have caught one or all of those syndromes from my rope. She is very dirty.

Hey I just remembered -- I live in Jefferson County!

Lee Smith wrote:Hey I just remembered -- I live in Jefferson County!

Let the record reflect that Douglas County inbreds *do* date exotic foreigners.

In desperate times like these you need the kind of skills that girls dig:
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I would continue giving seminars but that would violate the court order and they'd put me back on the meds.