DLFA in the Denver-Boulder Area?

Say, didn't I hear that Hank quit drinkin'? He musta been really jacked!

I'm thinkin about starting to get jacked again. What with it becoming ice-season again and all. I mean, who doesn't ice climb while pukingly jacked. Nobody I'd want to ice climb with...

It it nice to know there are clubbers out there.Dave S can I come over for a martini since the last one I had with you almost killed me? Steve congrats on the nose! But you should have consumes the whiskey yourself. Last tim I seen Bill R. and Keith Guy they where raving lunatics.

The Co Co Co Prince of Fuknez himself?? Holy shit! And you can even type grammatically correct whole sentences! Impressive. Sometimes, when I'm visiting the Ol' Country, I think about looking you up. But the thought of passing out in the gutter for the night holds me back a bit. I guess I'll have to kick myself out of the club.

I go with Saphire now that I'm old..stop by for a sip.

Its pretty funny to read stories here calling DLFA,ers "fairies" because old Bill R. only consumed 15 beers and 3 40's of Old E. I guess that is pretty WEAK! Out of the CLUB fer old Bill,we do have standards to uphold.No wonder he crept off into the nite like some bloated raccoon.And just where does he go, back to his Out House on Wheels? I notice most people here are talking about consuming whiskey or martinis.

Prunes,Thanks,but what makes you think we didnt drink any whiskey?We had three frigging bottles of the stuff! Ya gotta share the FUK-NES man. peace and fuk-nes Steve S

It reinstills my faith in the climbing community, especially during this holiday season, to hear so much response to my original post that combines fuk-ness and pulling down.
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