The Lowest Down

Grab the start holds of Low Down, get on, then say "This block is on, right?" Regardless of anyone's answer, surprise everyone by pulling your whole torso onto the block and get into a coffin position. From here, walk backwards on your shoulders until you make it 5 feet to the even narrower side of the block. Use your abs and toe cams to reach out to any of the lowest sloper holds on the right side. Either finish by topping out on Low Down or go even farther right and top out in the water groove. If you top out Low Down I'd sign your scorecard if it was me because I'd respect you for finding this beautiful line. If you're not in a crack, are you even climbing? Maybe the block could use some dusting but if you do that first people won't be as surprised when you squeeze onto it so avoid that.

The non contrived version of Low Down V4 on The Mulletino Boulder.

A few pads to lay out in front of Low Down V4 so people think that's what you're about to get on, or if you're alone then you don't need pads for the traverse because you can't fall out of the coffin so you just use one for the top out. The perfect crime.