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Adventure Race TR 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Burning Hand S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
C.F.I.T. S 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Gumby's First Ascent S 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Never Say Jack S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
POB S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Scrambled Eggs S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Screaming Witch S 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Stratospheres Mishap S 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Turtle S 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Unintended Consequences S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
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Type: Sport, 25 ft
FA: Jim Meyer / Ryan Ray
Page Views: 123 total, 2/month
Shared By: Scott Strong on Sep 1, 2011 with updates
Admins: Hank Caylor, Matt Richardson, LeeAB Brinckerhoff

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Climb up talus to start, crank past the initial hang, and climb the face above. In light of the fall potential, and a choice of holds, some worse than they appear, getting the high first bolt may be precarious? Climb to the 2nd bolt, where most tend right to features, before moving back left to the belay.


3 bolts, 2 bolt anchor.


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Jim Meyer
Jim Meyer  
It definitely felt like a 5.7 when we bolted this route!!! It's been years but I'd love to go back and climb it again. Named after my wife (at the time)...well my nickname for her anyway! Someone post a pick of this route. I live in Durango, Colorado and would be so stoked to see some photos. Oct 12, 2017
Scott Strong
Dallas, TX
Scott Strong   Dallas, TX

Definitely possible. Mark Pell and I were talking about it. I've always struggled on this route and felt it was really hard. Hell, I bailed on it today! =P Dec 2, 2012
Ryan Ray
Weatherford, TX
Ryan Ray   Weatherford, TX
well it was no mistake in the guidebook. Thats what my friend Jim and I rated it when we fist bolted it. I never thought it was 5.9. Sustained 5.7 maybe..or possibly 5.8. All others that day agreed 5.7 as well. Perhaps some holds have broken off? Mar 30, 2012
Scott Strong
Dallas, TX
Scott Strong   Dallas, TX
I have received word that it's likely this route needs an upgrade. It's 5.7 rating in the guidebook is apparently a mistake and this route falls more in the hard 5.9 region. Jan 3, 2012