Princess Trevor Puppy Lovr

J W wrote:

That’s not why he left. He was offered money for a new drill in exchange for deleting his account.

I wasn't saying that's why he left, it was the method he used to get banned. 

I was saying I think what he did might lead to a harsher punishment than a one year ban. 

That sucks. Who doesn’t love porn 

Adam Rwrote:

Idk what the rule is here but he posted porn which I'm guessing based just on a feeling that would lead to something more than a year ban. Not sure if I'm the only one that clicked the link, I reported it right after.  

Trevor did? Seriously?

Adam Rwrote:

Idk what the rule is here but he posted porn which I'm guessing based just on a feeling that would lead to something more than a year ban. Not sure if I'm the only one that clicked the link, I reported it right after.  

Why did he post porn?

Chad Millerwrote:

Why did he post porn?

To get banned. He said if someone bought him a new power drill he would take a year off. Someone did indeed buy him a new power drill, I guess that was his method rather than talking to the admins. 

Ricky Harlinewrote:

To get banned. He said if someone bought him a new power drill he would take a year off. Someone did indeed buy him a new power drill, I guess that was his method rather than talking to the admins. 

Odd.  Sounds like he needed to grantee that he wouldn't be able to come back. 

Chad Millerwrote:

Well slap my ass and call me silly! 

Sorry, I can't multitask that proficiently.

Still just a troll though. 

The Tradiban Hotline is a gVoice number, still active. I've had many entertaining conversations with him, and some heartfelt ones. He and I talked on the phone once when he was soloing a moderate trade route in California. As in, I called him when I was driving between destinations, and he just so happened to be four pitches up and put me on Bluetooth while he continued upward. 

 I appreciate Nick as a person, but Tradi as a user was a cautionary tale. Some of his posts were real gems, but they were easily missed among the chinle band, to mix geological metaphors. 

As far as I could tell, Trevor's only faults in the eyes of the all-seeing, all-knowing MP public were being an overstoker and overposter. I hope he's having a great time with development, both of the baby boy and of the choss stalactite caves he was always raving about.

Given that he was paid to leave, has anyone considered paying him to return? 

Maybe let him be a healthier person and not drag him back to our level. 

All the pining over trolls of yore and nobody mentions the King: Burchey. Shameful. It’s probably because he rightfully called you out for being 2/10 and beat you and your friends up with a hand behind his back. Nawmean?

F r i t zwrote:

As far as I could tell, Trevor's only faults in the eyes of the all-seeing, all-knowing MP public were being an overstoker and overposter. I hope he's having a great time with development, both of the baby boy and of the choss stalactite caves he was always raving about.

Agreed on all counts!

I will say though, don't really consider being mega stoked or posting a lot to be faults.

Trevor brightened up many mornings for me and I do miss his personality a lot.

Maybe if we don't get him back some other magnificent fool will step up and take his mantle.

Fingers crossed.

J W wrote:

That’s not why he left. He was offered money for a new drill in exchange for deleting his account.

He 100% got banned for the porn thing lol he did so as part of the drill exchange. He also had a kid during the time of his ban. So I’m sure that played a factor. I’m nearly positive his account was banned/blocked/removed by MP and not by Trevor himself.

I liked Trevor and Tradi. Banning people is childish and shortsighted.

I tend to agree. However, this site still has rules, for better or worse, and posting porn seems to be one of the ones that’ll get you banned for some time (if not forever). I would bet money that Trevor did some digging into what would lead to a lifetime ban and probably got told by an admin that posting something of that nature would be the ticket. 

Colonel Mustardwrote:

All the pining over trolls of yore and nobody mentions the King: Burchey. Shameful. It’s probably because he rightfully called you out for being 2/10 and beat you and your friends up with a hand behind his back. Nawmean?

While we pine away for memorable MP encounters of yore amidst the current drought of tepid milksoppery, how about …

- Kyle W@lk3r, Texas trail-running legend and indie POV auteur who rapidly downsoloed the 5.9 next to Dodge Block Tunnel in his approach shoes, and lived to not only tell the tale but also defend himself vociferously on MP ? “Y’all are the road bikers of the rock climbing world, Mountain Project!”

- Grog/Grug, who was such a committed @ccess Fund Crag Steward that he donated a phalange to Fingers on a Light Socket (5.11+ near Boulder, CO)

- That one French guy who said he always climbed with five different headlamps, and then threw Le Hissy Phit when someone insinuated he was afraid of the dark?

- Bearbreeder, who … yeah, Bearbreeder.

- Tr1stan “und Isolde” H@mm, whose lascivious locks knew no limit, and sadly fled MP before he could contribute to the Bioavailability of the Flesh of Endangered Species thread.

- The redacted firstname lastname who coached his sobbing child to become The Youngest Person to Accomplish Something Noteworthy on the Internet, Ever!

- Hellenor, who got so many goats that by the time I came to town, I had to respell the term?

I forgot about Kyle!  

That guy was strange for sure!  

He emailed me for a while. At first to try and be my friend, then to prove how accomplished he was. Then finally to issue threats to beat me to death. The guy told me has google alerts set up for his name so he can ‘defend his good name’. If I recall,  last time he emailed me he was upset that I didn’t pay more attention to him.  I think I still have those emails …

F r i t zwrote:

- Grog/Grug, who was such a committed @ccess Fund Crag Steward that he donated a phalange to Fingers on a Light Socket (5.11+ near Boulder, CO)

What do you mean he donated a phalange? Is this some climbing equipment I don’t know about? Or did he literally lose his finger in a crack, it got stuck, and now it’s fixed chockstone you can sling?

How could I forget Kyle “Fuckin” Walker? 

If you didn’t spar with him here at some point, it’s pretty fair to say you don’t exist. I love Chad’s back story on him, lol! It was well known he’d make an appearance in very short order at any mention of his name. One can only imagine the myriad of forums and social media sites his vanity scanning encompassed.

Redacted Redactbergwrote:

What do you mean he donated a phalange? Is this some climbing equipment I don’t know about? Or did he literally lose his finger in a crack, it got stuck, and now it’s fixed chockstone you can sling?

Climbing Magazine pulled their story from their website, but this blog has a similar account of the 2016 accident with a sobering photo.

Grog's firsthand account is in this thread. Be sure to skim through to page 4.

I still use the “road biker” insult to this day.  Kyle was entertaining.   Those were the days.   I miss Burchey’s knife offerings when a thread had run its course.  

 why people get any kind of entertainment value from trolls.

They have bad taste and low standards. And what's wrong with banning? If your jokes aren't funny, you can't sing or act, and so on you get canceled, you don't get hired, or the show never makes it past the pilot stage. Same thing. 

F r i t zwrote:
If we're going to miss anyone, it should be Aleks Zebastian.

climbing friend, let us eat some fish heads in honor of my friend and yours, Aleks.

Im sure they are out there, feeling ze pump, on ze onsight, fish heads in the chalk bag, feeling the glory of the rock!!

lets put a little ;) for bearbreeder eh?