St.Vrain South Fork CO in July

Don't go there.

This is where your enemies want you.

Use strong deet and wear long protective clothing.

If you forget the deet, drive back to go get it. 

The hundreds of welts will bring you less sleep. 

Send your enemys here.

You will be the free wagyu chop roast of biting flies every minute.

You will be the Keaunu Reeves of flies.

Strong Deet will not fully protect you. 

If you like environmental misery, you will love it. 

The lore that warns us of vampires, is actually a warning of St. Vrain in July.

Experience what Robert Neiville avoided.

It is like one of those bad dreams.

If you need to test your faith in masochosm, go here.

If you want an easy preview of this, smash a wasp nest at the base of your next send. 

A smashed wasps nest will be a cake walk. 

Your welts may impede your upcoming climbing plans.

This discomfort may make the discomfort of hard moves easier.

But at what cost? 

It is pretty there.

Ready to up your elitist climbing training? Come here with regular bug spray. It's not choss, it's not shrapnel, it's not a nest of spiders, or a bat with rabies in the crack, it's not a snake or scorpion on the ledge...

It's just nonstop pricking! 

Looking for a nonstop barage of pricking to prepare for your next Karen encounter? Look no further!