How many miles?

Can you guess how many miles of hiking, climbing, and skiing have I logged in these Patagonia cap 2 bottoms? Got these in 2012 and still going strong. I’ve got an approximate estimate. First correct answer gets some offset nut booty. Go!

seven hundred and sixty two

Nine fifty 

Zero

69?

420

1200

532

9654

6500

275

7647

18000

2600

Did those two holes wear like that, or intentionally cut out? 

Darren Mabewrote:

2600

Did those two holes wear like that, or intentionally cut out? 

Duh, obviously from his rocky mountain oysters rubbing against each other. You don't have that? Just me & the OP?

10,000

Darren Mabewrote:

2600

Did those two holes wear like that, or intentionally cut out? 

It's like a spit valve on an instrument: it lets the sweat drain out 

23,431 miles if skiings included, 11,121 if not…..

Jeremy Lwrote:

Duh, obviously from his rocky mountain oysters rubbing against each other. You don't have that? Just me & the OP?

I have a separate chalk bag for them 

All thoughtful answers so far! Wiled Horse is the closest so far guessing in the 2,000 range.

At the time Cap 2’s were marketed as the most breathable synthetic base layer in the Patagonia lineup. They are definitely living up to that expectation, though on a windy day it can feel a bit drafty, especially in a soft shell. If the kids do ever start to get cold I just pick up the pace.

Thanks to all that have tossed out a number. Keep guessing!

Al Pinewrote:

All thoughtful answers so far! Wiled Horse is the closest so far guessing in the 2,000 range.

At the time Cap 2’s were marketed as the most breathable synthetic base layer in the Patagonia lineup. They are definitely living up to that expectation, though on a windy day it can feel a bit drafty, especially in a soft shell. If the kids do ever start to get cold I just pick up the pace.

Thanks to all that have tossed out a number. Keep guessing!

Woohoo! Does that mean I get one of those nuts?

2325

Edit: 2184!!?