Team AXPW: mourning pages

What up, ballers?

Too busy right now to create one of my clever for sale posts, so I will let Caz comment with a cool title.

10% donated to the UPCC. Your purchase funds my Christmas presents this year, recipients including the gym youth team, gym staff, Carl's live-in caretaker who is an aspiring wilderness therapy rock guide and maybe I'll buy a used alto flute for myself. EDIT: 90% of proceeds will sponsor me going to rehab in Grand Rapids, MI for scriptaddiction. I have never sold prescription drugs.

Verified seller since 2013. Facetime or Google Hangouts only. Do not PM. Text the GOTELINE at 7193578755 for instructions.

Prices: c4's are in the $50 range, Totems are in the $70s and Katakis are freshly-resoled and sitting pretty at $80. SLIDING SCALE based on your video chat haggling skills and income level.

Was zum teufels meinem freunden. Ach daB meine liebe Jesus mutterfickten Christ auf dykesickle geben Mursa  am underemployed unserem soles.

 I need a pair of work boots, the heaviest alpinism boots available in order to slow me down.

Phone bedtime was 2300 EST, so here's a teaser.

I'll see your sexy, but still, passive after all cam tease and raise you a bit more active tease. Half nekkid even!

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Don't ask me why the boy's laybacking a jug.

Katakii are sold, Scrotez are available, C4’s are pending payment

Texted about the Scrotez!

Tanner Dayleywrote:

Texted about the Scrotez!

Black - blue - yellow are accounted pataphor. Purple and c4’s remain

One Pair of Katakii is left (43.0)

Bump for a cool seller

Alex Cwrote:

Bump for a cool seller

That's a baller move. All Totems sold and all C4s except green and red. Thanks to my two new acquaintances who talked on the phone. As promised, shipping will commence by 1700 EST today tomorrow.

Willing to trade for legacy pieces minted before 2005

Update: both orders have been boxed and are ready to be shipped on Monday via USPS priority. This is a little bit behind schedule for me because I've only been sleeping 3 to 5 hours per night. I'm doing what I can but I'm too busy to exercise as much as usual right now and I'm trying to figure out how best to incorporate my new routines. Obviously smoking weed is out because I'm hoping to get a job at the hospital.

I really appreciate the anonymous person who called and talk to me last night for a while as I was going for a walk to get cigarettes. I honestly don't even remember your name because I was so tired but I think we talked for about two hours and that was a very kind gesture on your part. If you ever find yourself in need of a totem cam or Loki jacket, please let me know.

Right now I'm practicing my double kick technique on a pair of Axis longboards. I'm just trying to be the next Matthew Jaggers here if any other drummers are musicians, want to collaborate in the Midwest area, I will have some free time between semesters, and I'm deciding whether to drive back out west, fly to Thailand, or just have a staycation and chip away at some ice on the north shore of superior.

 It goes without saying that I appreciate each, and everyone of you, even the ones who don't like me or don't agree with me. The deal is, I was homeschooled, and never learned how to get around being in the same vicinity as people who didn't like me. So when somebody trash talks my accomplishment like Climbing, the route, that is very spicy, located next to lighthouse tower, in my perception, at least, I gotta learn to cultivate apathy and be like yeah whatever you do you babe.

So voice to text didn't just capture that last exchange but I'm hanging out with my girlfriend who has beautiful red hair and she is going to bake some cookies soon with me to give to her dad as a present and my dad as a present for Christmas. She hasn't listen to many of my podcast episodes because quite frankly, if you're not a C climber, they're kind of boring and repetitive, but she does like a few of them such as… Oh, well, we're not on the air here today so peace out muthafuggaz and remember that Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle actually does love you.

P.s. anyone want to trade first aid gear for carabiners?

Bb Cc wrote:

Little more detail for me?

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Sure, shoot me a text at 719-357-8755 and then we can hop on FaceTime if you have iOS

Hey, Fritz couldn't get in, with this current MP remodeling mess, so he asked me to let everyone know that packages are out, and with a bit of extra added, for going out late! 

H.

All trades fulfilled, still have shoes for sale. Will trade for vintage gear.

hay Siri

Open command prompt

Open command prompt

Input sea foam dollar sign

Disambiguate sf$ from celadon$

Dissociate Jan Halek where Marcus Stone and Mike JF met in person in Moab

If sf$ > celadon$

Then politely ask SKYELER CONGON to return sponsored jacket

/me opens comms

/me flips dox switch 

Hey man 

Slow down

Dimmu Borgi is playing

And it’s so homoerotic

HAY SIRI

OK GOOGLE

ALEXA HANDHOLD ON LINE ONE

This is wilderness first responder new fur, Frederick W. I was a witness to a high profile of violent crime and I would like to exercise my rights as a citizen of the United States by providing a tip to dispatch.

Hey Alexa please call chris Whydner

Ok google calculate the cost of one used MacBook pro, then offer totems in exchang

Morning pages are like morning a loss and that’s why my therapist told me to dump everything I ever wanted to say out onto my burner troll account on Mountain project and then take the rough draft and throw it on Fritz new first account and then everyone is going to pay attention to what they have to do for the day but if anybody wants to make a little money or if anybody wants to pick up some gear then they should call the goat line or text the goal line at 701903578755.

I need a complete study set up for nursing school including an iPad Pro and a MacBook Pro or possibly an iMac with a carrying case. I would like to thank Jstar for encouraging me to hangboard.

In conclusion I would like to invoke the mental health card and self assess as a six out of 10 on a scale where 10 is psychosis and zero is suicidal depression. If anybody would like to become part of my safety team, as in someone I can call in the middle of the night, I will ship you a red totem today. It was a gift from the Oklahoma boys and I am not going to sell something it’s a gift, and I also have a green that I chopped the sling off just for fun to see how I could resolve itSo all of that to say is

1) eye am number won

(2) wut happened 2u

((3)) don’t get your blood and trauma and self hatred on me

<<<4>>> are there any more donkey headed adversaries of humanity who would appreciate a chance to open a discussion?

Five woofer out