Trade for this Cam?

Imagine you're swimming up a splitter ass crack. You're cruisin and before you know it, you're way runout over your last piece. Time to place something so you grab for a number 1. Damn, it's too small. The pump is creeping on as you Rerack that bitch and grab for a number 2. Jesus christ it doesn't fit either. Youre getting too pumped to keep climbing up and your down climbing skills are garbage. Now what ?

Add this fine ass Cam to your rack so you'll never be alone. I love this size but I already have 2 of them and this Cam deserves more action Entertaining all offers to trade for this trango Cam. 

I have a black alien that I had reslung last year.  PM me if interested and I'll send some pictures.

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You take the ride as penance for pumping out on a perfect hands-sized crack and then email BD/WC/Whoever furious that you have the only 1 and 2 in existence that don't overlap for half of an inch in their range.

Would you be interested in 3 slings from 2014 and a dvd copy of “Frogs” starring Sam Eliot?

Very strong opening offers. Thank you both gentlemen 

I've got the stick I use to hold my #5 shut(very valuable sentimentally), 2 new stainless steel quicklinks, and a 60cm dyneema sling that's probably like 30cm now after I cut some of it off and tied it back together with a water knot.  Let me know your counteroffer.

Picture yourself ring-locking your way up a few stories like the beast that you are. Knowing you'll fall if you stop to place gear, you push on to the nearest rest. As you collect yourself, you realize you're awfully run-out, and this may be your last chance to place pro before the anchors. You plug a shiny new 0.75, and then hesitate. "Have I even fallen on this piece? How can I be sure it's any good?"

If only you had a green C4 that has proven itself countless times to be up to the task. A stem that's conveniently kinked for easy extraction, scratched lobes for added friction, fuzz on the sling for better purchase between your teeth. The kind of cam that shakes your hand more like a rancher than a software engineer. 

That is what I have to offer.

Many fine offers have been presented but none have responded to my follow up PMs. I'm still looking to find a home for this puppy. Who wants to make a deal?