WTT: Many Nugs of Homegrown for a Shower in Salt Lake City

I'm picking up a good female friend at the SLC airport tomorrow and have showered exactly nineteen times in the past 113 days, and done laundry twice in the same amount of time.

I have a jar full of Colorado homegrown from which you may withdraw a fistful in gratitude for your hot water. The devil's lettuce is easier for me to procure and part with than $10 at a gym / laundromat.

And by "nugzzzz" and "the devil's lettuce," I'm referring to arugula from my vegetable garden full of vegetables that are homegrown for use in salads. What else would I be referring to, Frank?

Come on people, let this nice man smell nice for his nice lady friend because it's the nice thing to do and also you could score some nice greens and make yourself a nice salad. 

What time and day are you looking at. We live i. Sugarhouse and would be open to letting you borrow ours based on time and day .

Dallen

I'm headed to the airport tomorrow at 1:00, so sometime before then. 

Just sent you a message 

Wash the car, too. Or at least air it. 

And vacuum the seats so she doesn’t get goat hair all over her clothes.

Piotr Sobczakwrote:

Wash the car, too. Or at least air it. 

But then I'll lose all my pseudo-dirtbag street cred! I'll just buy four cans of Axe Body Spray (the Really Ripped Abs flavor) and hotbox the car.

Mission accomplished! Many thanks to Sunny-D for the hospitality. Jille and Buju will appreciate the attenuated olfactory impact of our reunion.

F r i t zwrote:

But then I'll lose all my pseudo-dirtbag street cred! I'll just buy four cans of Axe Body Spray (the Really Ripped Abs flavor) and hotbox the car.

Bloody'ell, dirtbagging in Yaris? That's a completely new level of existence.

And yeah, AXE completely rulez ... I have had my abs perfectly shaped since I was 10