ISO: Climber Boyfriend

Mullet preferred. 4wd a plus. Gives a good catch and a better massage. Here for the pancake brunch and alpine start. Listens with his mouth closed.

BYO harness.

Insta: @lillianfrancess

Interested. 

Missing a mullet but I'm good at waking up early. 

Suck at making pancakes but can eat them them like no other. 

6"2' in heels. Sends 5.8 and a half. 

Looking forward to hearing from you with my mouth closed. 

Wait, this actually works?

Need climbing partner. Must endure long approaches in search of virgin rock. Must jumar if you can't follow.

Have 4x4 ambulance. License-holder preferred for long drives.

Trad Manwrote:

Wait, this actually works?

no.

Not Not MP Adminwrote:

no.

Dammit! Who do I see for a refund?

Not a dude but I just wanted to say your music is rad

Super curious if this works.....