Painted Cave Travesty

Munitz here,

To the despicable human(s) that defacated at the bottom of Break on Through:

you will someday awake to find someone’s excrement all over your effects.

Probability not climbers and at least it is biodegradable.   Paint graffiti would be way worse.

Probability not climbing there for a long time.

I’ll take paint over poop any day.

Paint doesn’t smell like an outhouse,

And there’s no turd pad for you to land on if you botch the send.