To Max

Social distancing?
My personality is
Super effective

Andy Eiter wrote: Social distancing?
My personality is
Super effective

Introverts rejoice,
"I've trained my whole life for this!"
They'll inherit Earth.

All the crags are closed,
so now, on Mountain Project,
all we do is fight.

Coronavirus
Keeping the crags free of noobs
Everyone else, too.

Bored rock climbers pine
Social distancing wears us
Of an end, no sign

Slowly, days drag by
Wishing we were climbing high
MP, always nigh

Strain fills the forums
Patience tested, nerves are frayed
Some of us dismayed

Rest your troubled hearts!
Good days will return, my friends
Nature must rest too

We will look back with
Sadness, gladness, little rue
Then, yes, continue...

...To climb once again
Grip stone, rise, amidst our friends
Dark days soon will end

Still haven’t seen Max
Had it planned, it’s been a year
Thanks Covid-19

Zay Ban wrote:

Ah, okay, I see.

We are discussing our fears,

In truncated form.

Truncated? I guess...
I call it distilling thoughts
to their bare essence.

Zay Ban wrote:

Touche, I say, sir.

Poetic prose, my weakness.

Vye cant vee chust climb?

If only I could!
I do not have good options,
living in Flatland.

“Come on, you got this,”
he lied to himself; in fact,
he did not have it. 

Distanced from mountains
I now seek high adventure
On my garage wall

seven and eight an
artisanal megacam is
no longer needed

Wide cracks are big, hard
Over and over, small hard
I am ascend ant

Snap! Big cam blossoms
Fuck oh my god fuck me fuck
It’s in the wrong hand

^^^ Blossom one is Aaaaahhhh!mazing, imho.^^^^

30 ft, way out.
Oh shit! Hear my partner shout.
Time to simul-climb.

Thanks Brent!

Two months of pull ups
But no time on the hangboard
Bring on Jug-Fest June

Deployment ended
Came back in January
Thought I would go climb

Then Covid happened
Due to social distancing
STILL have not seen Max

Time since last hang out
One year, One month, Sixteen days
It has been too long

Tied in and racked up
Got me friend? Let’s check your knot
I miss my partners

Opening back up,
let's avoid a second wave.
Common sense applies.

Should I win? Award
for the best *troll* on MP
I dont even try

*Standing up against
bullying, the opposite*
I never back down

Old Guard, meet New Gaurd
Your time has come to an end
Thanks for your service

Snowflakes need reading
comprehension lessons. Not
trying to offend