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Jesus H Christ - Panerai

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Slimey McDonalds · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2019 · Points: 0


Can't find the words - this is what we've come to - may an enormous asteroid strike the earth in my lifetime.

grog m · · Saltlakecity · Joined Aug 2012 · Points: 70

Who cares?

Paul Morrison · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 55

Without a reliable timepiece you might end up like this feckless fellow:

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons."

--T. S. Eliot, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" [1915]

Patrick Beeson · · Portland, OR · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 171

Get off Facebook.

Jason Halladay · · Los Alamos, NM · Joined Oct 2005 · Points: 15,686

100% approve. Jimmy is, in fact, my hero. 

K Weber · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2011 · Points: 15

The 1996 Everest Disaster would have been avoided if the climbers had adhered to their turnaround time.

Long Ranger · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 669
K Weber wrote: The 1996 Everest Disaster would have been avoided if the climbers had adhered to their turnaround time.

Good point! 

*Buys $8,000 watch*
John Sims · · Lander, WY · Joined Jul 2013 · Points: 65
K Weber wrote: The 1996 Everest Disaster would have been avoided if the climbers had adhered to their turnaround time.

Or if they had climbed faster ;)

Roots · · Wherever I am · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 20

Wearing a watch while (technical) climbing is ADAF!

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
Slimey McDonalds wrote: - may an enormous asteroid strike the earth in my lifetime.

I was hoping a smaller meteor and not an enormous or giant one. Now I just really want to know the difference between an asteroid and a meteor, as it relates to striking the earth of course.

Slimey McDonalds · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2019 · Points: 0
Hank Caylor wrote:

I was hoping a smaller meteor and not an enormous or giant one. Now I just really want to know the difference between an asteroid and a meteor, as it relates to striking the earth of course.

Great question, I actually think I chose the wrong type of space rock.


Anybody else catch when Chin had some kind of herbal enema or something he was pushing during those climbs down in the antarctic?  Those marketing pieces were equally amazing.

Chris Hatzai · · Bend, OR · Joined Sep 2015 · Points: 1,815

Jimmy’s gotta eat! Don’t hate the player, hate the game. 

Long Ranger · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 669

Let's be honest, Jimmy Chin is not starving.

JCM · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 115

This is nothing new:

Frank Stein · · Picayune, MS · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 205

And how do you feel about Bachar hawking Bic razors or Ron Kauk plugging Ford Broncos?

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
the schmuck wrote: And how do you feel about Bachar hawking Bic razors or Ron Kauk plugging Ford Broncos?

Or Katie Brown and Alex Honnold for Citibank?

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Slimey McDonalds wrote:Can't find the words - this is what we've come to - may an enormous asteroid strike the earth in my lifetime.

As I just said in another thread, it really isn't necessary to be triggered and outraged by everything.

Long Ranger · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 669

Yeah, tried and true marketing strategy:  people who can easily afford something like a guided Everest climb have the means to buy something as ridiculous as a multi-thousand dollar luxury watch that tells time with less accuracy than a Casio you can find used at a thrift store.

If you can't afford Everest, well: bed up with a luxury brand that has really nothing to do with the hobby to pay your way. All they ask is you help them sell the watch to all those people that, literally wouldn't give you the time of day on the street. I guess I don't have a problem with that, but it is pretty far into the realm of what Bill Hicks would be talking about in his bit about artists selling things in commercials.

Also, I don't think there was any other waterproof watch in 1953 - Rolex was it. Things are a little different, now.

Live Perched · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 21

That Panerai is $13,000.  Perfect for the Italian frogman driving a Ferrari.  What BS.

My iPhone tells time just fine. 

M Santisi · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2014 · Points: 2,307
the schmuck wrote: And how do you feel about Bachar hawking Bic razors or Ron Kauk plugging Ford Broncos?

Ford Bronco II

Do you think I can still get approved for 8.8% apr?
Glen Prior · · Truckee, Ca · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 0

The really scary part is that such advertising must work, or they would have canned it. There's a sucker born every minute...

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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