anybody repeat Jim Beyer’s routes?

Ryan W wrote: I started this thread to learn more about rocks and routes but hey thanks all for giving out 8 free pages of bullshiet baby girl arguments

No prob bud, It is what we really specialize in.

Ryan W wrote: I started this thread to learn more about rocks, routes, and history, but hey thanks all for giving out 8 free pages of bullshiet baby girl arguments

Remember that for all the shut-ins in the old climbers home, spewing bullshit on the net is about their only form of daytime entertainment.

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

Nice overlay brahim, kinda flattered by the fail actually. But you tried.

By the way I think you will pee a little when you ever stand at the base f*cking lol.

Would love to know where the fail is.  

The only fail I (and everyone else with and IQ over 95) see is the hilarious attempt to deflect from my points, by pretending that I'm saying it's not a fun route to climb, or whatever.  Has ZERO to do with what I'm saying.

Here's another shot from MP, maybe this helps?  The effort required to search for this image was likely comparable to the search for the linkup from SC to SOY.

The epic fail is that it took 25 years to find that line after the FA of Awahnee Buttress and Serenity Crack in 1961 despite there being nearly 2000 routes done already at the time of the FA of Sons of Yesterday.

Literally generations of FA legends couldn't find it although virtually every other quality Yose crack had been done years before. You might not like it but it's the truth.

Now some chuffer thinks he can look at a Steph Abegg overlay and think it's totally obvious!

You just can't make these MP Millenials up.

Btw, have you ever even been to Yosemite?

Do you crack climb, bro?

"F@cking LOL".

Do you guys remember that one time an internet argument actually accomplished something, people's opinions were changed, we all shook hands and then sent our projects? Yeah, that was the shit. 

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:
The epic fail is that it took 25 years to find that line after the FA of Awahnee Buttress and Serenity Crack in 1961 despite there being nearly 2000 routes done already at the time of the FA of Sons of Yesterday.

Literally generations of legends couldn't find it although virtually every other quality Yose crack had been done years before. You might not like it but it's the truth.

Now some chuffer thinks he can look at a Steph Abegg overlay and think it's totally obvious!

You just can't make these MP Millenials up.

Btw, have you ever even been to Yosemite?

Do you crack climb, bro?

"F@cking LOL".

***sound of hands clapping***

Jay Brenner wrote:

***sound of hands clapping***

if I just keep defending and defending and typing and typing eventually they'll get bored and then I win right?  that's how it works right?!? type type type type type defend defend

You asked. You got told. You just can't comprehend.

Notice how you admitted to never having been to Yosemite or crack climb. Epic fail.

@JeremyR

I have done a couple there but it may also be Mark Tuttle. No relation.

Holy shit if I’ve learned anything on MP it’s that Yosemite Valley “locals” are the biggest cry asses in the climbing community! HampsterDoogle you need to take a break and go somewhere with less drama and less tourists and take a breather. 

I remember once,   Supertopo tread “Ondra coming to Yosemite “ quickly drifted to “ king Tut  coming to Yosemite” should this tread to be renamed “anyone climbed Tuttle routes?”

Alexey Zelditch wrote: I remember once,   Supertopo tread “Ondra coming to Yosemite “ quickly drifted to “ king Tut  coming to Yosemite” should this tread to be renamed “anyone climbed Tuttle routes?”

Alexey nails it

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

.........Managed to put up the most popular and maybe highest quality multi-pitch 5.10 in the world.

How about you?

I think you did 2 of my all time favorites Tuttle: Sons and also Crest Jewel.  I doubt anyone has 2 such great routes in their resume: congrats man. BTW, Mr Natural wasn't climbed for some time, once the shit was cleaned out of the crack it was sweet sweet fantastic. That's the way it goes occasionally. No one sees a route for years and then it gets discovered, like you found Sons.

Ronny O's routes rule. Beyers has been known to intentionally rig pieces so that they fail for the next person, if that's true screw him and that bs.

Billcoe, if you count Crest Jewel, you should add to your “favorite Tuttle “ list more stelar routes like Central Pilar, Rostrum north face, Gripper and New dimensions

master gumby wrote:

Please stop acting like you had anything to do with "Yosemite history" or any bull shit like that. You out up a cruiser old man moderate route in your later years and want to be considered part of Yosemite history?? What a disgrace.

Dang man that really hurts mah feels lol.

What would you call putting up the most popular multi-pitch 5.10 in the world???

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

Dang man that really hurts mah feels lol.

What would you call putting up the most popular multi-pitch 5.10 in the world???

Is that really what gets you off in life? Flying half mast are we? So sick, so gnar. 

Holy trigger thread!

Paging Dr. Tuttle, you have 50 more prostate exams today, time to quit pounding the keyboard. 

Mike Mellenthin wrote:

This is a good question. What is the most popular multi-pitch 5.10 in the world? As much as I love Serenity and Sons, my money is on the East Buttress of Middle.

Ah, now we are getting at least someone that knows something.

Well, you may be hard pressed to call East Butt a multi-pitch 5.10 with one 10a move and the rest 5.7 (the bolt ladder is 11a)...versus Serenity-Sons with 5 5.10 pitches and the rest 5.9 of the 8 pitches etc...

East Butt's main claim to historical fame was the longest bolt ladder ever drilled at the time and otherwise a 5.7 romp. It was a technical step forward though to be sure.

Its akin to calling the Royal Arches a multi-pitch 5.10...it just isn't.

Pounding the keys as if life depended on it.

Sloan! He ruined the WORLD!

m Mobes wrote: Pounding the keys as if life depended on it.

Didn't you put up the best 5.9 in Rhode Island or something?

#lolstalker

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

Didn't you put up the best 5.9 in Rhode Island or something?

#lolstalker

Best 5.9 in the friggin universe!

if I repeat it enough times will someone hug me and tell me I'm special?