anybody repeat Jim Beyer’s routes?

Ron O wrote:

Pffft.

Don't even have internet at my place. Pure chance.

But I don't believe that booby trapping is ethical.

And in my late 60s I'm still putting up routes, so there is still some walk in my talk. You?

Didn't insinuate anything about myself except that I've enjoyed the routes of yours I've done 

Jay Brenner wrote:

I just want to make sure I understand this boast.

You're talking about the obvious extension to another climb that was put up 25 years prior in "The Valley".  The obvious crack climbing above it, with the blistering crux  pitch of 10a hands.  Approach starts by looking at it from the hotel parking lot if I'm not mistaken?

Bravo I guess?

lol. Yea, you don't understand it.

So obvious it wasn't put up until 25 years after Serenity in the most famous climbing area in the world lol. Despite virtually every other buttress in Yosemite having routes on it too. Yep, so obvious that Higgins and Bridwell and Worrall and Kauk and Bachar missed it...

And yes, the combo of the two that I and my partners did the FFA of is the most popular and arguably the highest quality multi-pitch 5.10 of its length in the world.

In advance of your thanking me after actually climbing it (and gaining some understanding)....Your welcome.

After that you will want to get on Tenaya's Tears.

:P

You mean i get to climb the most gangbanged route in America...

After I climb The MOST MANUFACTURED ROUTE ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!?!?!?!

Pin scars are so beautiful.... bow before my vision

5.Seven Kevin wrote: You mean i get to climb the most gangbanged route in America...

After I climb The MOST MANUFACTURED ROUTE ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!?!?!?!

Pin scars are so beautiful.... bow before my vision

Odd how Honnold tells me Serenity is his favorite climb? To each their own.

He loves the fingers, I prefer the hero hands up higher.

Can you tell me Brad Gobrights favorite climb? Or Tommy caldwells favorite poop tube?

Wtf is this turning into?

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

lol. Yea, you don't understand it.

So obvious it wasn't put up until 30 years after Serenity in the most famous climbing area in the world lol. Despite virtually every other buttress in Yosemite having routes on it too. Yep, so obvious that Higgins and Bridwell and Worrall and Kauk and Bachar missed it...

And yes, the combo of the two that I and my partners did the FFA of is the most popular and arguably the highest quality multi-pitch 5.10 of its length in the world.

In advance of your thanking me after actually climbing it....Your welcome.

Next you will want to get on Tenaya's Tears.

:P 

 

Odd how Honnold tells me Serenity is his favorite climb?

He loves the fingers, I prefer the hero hands up higher.

LOL my goodness, Tut.  This is really your point of pride?  Aren't you a physician or something, but THIS is where you REALLY peaked...some traderoute next to the ahwahnee parking lot?

You do realize that this and 50 cents will get you a candy bar, yeah?  You didn't make the cracks in the rock, you're aware of that yes?  You were just the first person to care enough to say you climbed it.

All those guys you name-dropped were probably otherwise occupied with all the other hard routes around them.  LOL!

What vision!  What a journey into the wilderness!  Here's from down low on Serenity, you could probably throw a rock and hit the roof.

What glory and splendor, what visionaries!... to unlock the mystery of the difficult and hidden blue area immediately above the aid route!!!!  F*cking LOL!

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

Odd how Honnold tells me Serenity is his favorite climb? To each their own.

He loves the fingers, I prefer the hero hands up higher.

I am starting to wonder about your mental health after reading the last several pages of this thread.

In addition to the fore mentioned, I will not climb any of your routes. There are better 5.10s out there, maybe you and your knack for finding routes could help the world out?

Holy shit the spray is hitting me in Maine, damn that westerly flow of sad ex-taco spray. I wonder what Sloan is up to?

People are literally calling sons of yesterday a shit and unworthy route? Lol

kevin deweese wrote: People are literally calling sons of yesterday a shit and unworthy route? Lol

I think its being said that its just another route at a not very serious grade in a place where it was ignored for many years by many much harder climbers? 

kevin deweese wrote: People are literally calling sons of yesterday a shit and unworthy route? Lol

Not a one has done it lol.

The irony rofl. So delicious.

It's like a confederecy of dunces all chortling to themselves how smart they are lol.

:D

But really, it's kind of sad to see this generation so willfully ignorant of Yosemite history and the routes there.

m Mobes wrote:

I think its being said that its just another route at a not very serious grade in a place where it was ignored for many years by many much harder climbers? 

ROFL. 

You asked. You got told. You just can't comprehend.

Jay Brenner wrote: LOL my goodness, Tut.  This is really your point of pride?  Aren't you a physician or something, but THIS is where you REALLY peaked...some traderoute next to the ahwahnee parking lot?

You do realize that this and 50 cents will get you a candy bar, yeah?  You didn't make the cracks in the rock, you're aware of that yes?  You were just the first person to care enough to say you climbed it.

All those guys you name-dropped were probably otherwise occupied with all the other hard routes around them.  LOL!

What vision!  What a journey into the wilderness!  Here's from down low on Serenity, you could probably throw a rock and hit the roof.

What glory and splendor, what visionaries!... to unlock the mystery of the difficult and hidden blue area immediately above the aid route!!!!  F*cking LOL!

Hahahahaha roasted

Holden Caulfield wrote:

Hahahahaha roasted

Wasn't your username all enraged at the phrase "fuck you" written on the school wall? Holden would probably be disappointed in your poverty bum amusement at the devolvement of discourse in our community.

supertopo intensifies

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

Not a one has done it lol.

The irony rofl.

It's like a confederecy of dunces all chortling to themselves how smart they are lol.

:D

But really, it's kind of sad to see this generation so willfully ignorant of Yosemite history and the routes there.

Please stop acting like you had anything to do with "Yosemite history" or any bull shit like that. You out up a cruiser old man moderate route in your later years and want to be considered part of Yosemite history?? What a disgrace.

master gumby wrote:
In addition to the fore mentioned, I will not climb any of your routes. There are better 5.10s out there...

You seem kinda mad?

Wait, am I being punished or rewarded???

Regardless, the 6 parties from all over the world who are racing each other to the base this morning are now stoked they won't be behind you all day lol.

Jay Brenner wrote: LOL my goodness, Tut.  This is really your point of pride?  Aren't you a physician or something, but THIS is where you REALLY peaked...some traderoute next to the ahwahnee parking lot?

You do realize that this and 50 cents will get you a candy bar, yeah?  You didn't make the cracks in the rock, you're aware of that yes?  You were just the first person to care enough to say you climbed it.

All those guys you name-dropped were probably otherwise occupied with all the other hard routes around them.  LOL!

What vision!  What a journey into the wilderness!  Here's from down low on Serenity, you could probably throw a rock and hit the roof.

What glory and splendor, what visionaries!... to unlock the mystery of the difficult and hidden blue area immediately above the aid route!!!!  F*cking LOL!

Nice overlay brahim, kinda flattered by the fail actually. But you tried.

By the way I think you will pee a little when you ever stand at the base f*cking lol.

Harumpfster Boondoggle wrote:

confederecy of dunces

Great book

How about Smash the State?