To Max

Max Rausch wrote: Damn it Slim. Again with the poems. I’m right here. 

Are you the right Max?
The same Max from the OP?
Or an impostor?

Playing piano
Twenty feet above my pro
Where is the next hold

In these troubled times
Shall we elect Tradiban
The next mayor of thee?

Beautiful sandstone
Ruined with excessive chalk ticks
Who projects 5.6?

Andy Eiter wrote: Beautiful sandstone
Ruined with excessive chalk ticks
Who projects 5.6?

Dude, come at me, bro.
Who are you to judge my style?
Do you even climb?

And should we then climb?
The summit so desperate;
Only to find death.

Max Rausch wrote: Damn it Slim. Again with the poems. I’m right here. 

Max! You made it! haha

A Haiku was written
Addressed to my dear friend Max
A long thread began

Max? the in famous Max?  
or is this Devin, the heathen  
the valley locals about to tax?

I'm out of the loop
This is not the Max trolls seek
I don't know Devin

Salém James wrote: I'm out of the loop
This is not the Max trolls seek
I don't know Devin

If you want to know...
There's a shitshow thread about
Devin Andretti.

Andrew Krajnik wrote:

Dude, come at me, bro.
Who are you to judge my style?
Do you even climb?

Flash 5.5 like me
Then, and only maybe then
Will I heed your threat

Andy Eiter wrote:

Flash 5.5 like me
Then, and only maybe then
Will I heed your threat

Dude, seriously?
I met Alex Honnold once!
You should bow to me!

Andrew Krajnik wrote:

Dude, seriously?
I met Alex Honnold once!
You should bow to me!

(Okay, not quite "met".
Really, I just saw his film.
Felt like I was there.)

I think to myself
"Finger locks or pinewood box"
But I'm on top rope

Andrew Krajnik wrote:

(Okay, not quite "met".
Really, I just saw his film.
Felt like I was there.)

Andrew Krajnik asks
"What is real and what is not?"
That's just IMAX braj

Climb with my old friend
I did not bring deproach shoes
fuckin shit my feet

Andy Eiter wrote:

Andrew Krajnik asks
"What is real and what is not?"
That's just IMAX braj

That's beside the point.
I feel like I know him now.
Tommy C, as well.

Andrew Krajnik wrote:

That's beside the point.
I feel like I know him now.
Tommy C, as well.

Not at all impressed
Jimmy Chin shot my wedding
JK I'm lonely

I'm off to Rumney.
It'll be hot, but I'll be caught
If I slip off rock.