Devin Andretti Responds

Bend?
I wonder if Devin is friends with Shawn Snyder?

Bro, meet me in the meadows bro.  I'm more of an ironwood and cocobolo kind of braj, braj.  I will do an all synthetic handle on occasion.  I'm whipping up an all G10 (including the blade) knife right now for my 3 year old daughter.  She too, has climbed Grant's crack over 300 times, and she wants the handles to be "pink striped, Daddy."

knife for your 3 y/o daughter.......oh the humanity......the authorities will be contacted on her behalf for your child endangerment. shed be much safer climbing with this devin character......

Devin Andretti wrote: recognize idiotcy

Ryan Sheridan wrote: What NPS job you got lined up? Oh wait, you don’t like to work , stealing is easier.  I legit have dozens of these messages where Devin is pretending to be different things. Still waiting for astronaut Devin . Coming to land on the MaxiPad

Finally some proof

Ryan Sheridan wrote: What NPS job you got lined up? Oh wait, you don’t like to work , stealing is easier.  I legit have dozens of these messages where Devin is pretending to be different things. Still waiting for astronaut Devin . Coming to land on the MaxiPad

fairly damaging...

Up until page 7, I would say the scales were tipping slightly in dev’s favor... but if there’s one thing we’ve squared from multiple sources, it’s that Devin claims a bigger pair of climbing britches than he possesses. 
Climbing guide he is not. Solid he is not. Swan slab is not the warm up; it’s home base.  

Still no proof of sticky fingers or niceguy creepery,  however.......... 

So you squares have really taken it to the point of making a Facebook & messaging people pretending to me .. I’m almost being to be surprised how much time/effort goes into this, oh well off I go climbing again today.

Also, I’ve never rapped After Six. I did the first pitch of After Six my first month here twice & will never do it again, quite slick as well as unaesthetic compared to the splitter After Seven right next door.

Devin  IS  Shawn Snyder 

Devin Andretti wrote: 
Also, I’ve never rapped After Six. I did the first pitch of After Six my first month here twice & will never do it again, quite slick as well as unaesthetic compared to the splitter After Seven right next door.

How did you get down from the first pitch?

Devin,
   I see you at least once a day.  I live here, I am one of the old guys that sit there in the back.  We didn't get this old being stupid you know.  You should come to climber coffee at Columbia Boulder Sunday morning and meet everyone.  The climbing rangers and stewards are the ones that provide the free coffee.
                                                                                                                                                                                            Roger Brown
                                                                                                                                                                                            asca sponsored bolt replacement

Devin Andretti wrote: So you squares have really taken it to the point of making a Facebook & messaging people pretending to me .. I’m almost being to be surprised how much time/effort goes into this, oh well off I go climbing again today.

Also, I’ve never rapped After Six. I did the first pitch of After Six my first month here twice & will never do it again, quite slick as well as unaesthetic compared to the splitter After Seven right next door.

I’ll call utter BS on that one buddy. After seeing the picture in the last thread on the Camp 4 board you’re most definitely the jack wagon that was rapping after six dropping shit all over people at the base and my buddy on lead. The were two locals a guy and a girl getting ready to head up after 6 and when asked why you were rapping the route you said to get your gear that was left on the pitch. When the guy said he would get the gear for you you said and I’ll quote, “Don’t worry about it I pulled the rope so I could rappel and check out my placements.”. I hope the two locals that were under you chime in on this one, but I bet they’re just part of the ban wagon group out to ruin your reputation.

Aside from that shit show get it together man. Nobody is making fake accounts to slander you on FB. Poor form on your part trying to play that off and in such a BAD way. You’re the one on an account without a real picture most likely in hopes nobody else shows up with some revealing evidence. 
Thievery should be the least of anyone’s worries with this guy around. If you’re going to do dumb stuff it’ all good when getting you’re just going to get yourself  killed, but don’t drag others into your shit show man. 

Devin Andretti wrote:Also, I’ve never rapped After Six. I did the first pitch of After Six my first month here twice & will never do it again, quite slick as well as unaesthetic compared to the splitter After Seven right next door.

Remember that time we rapped after 6? You led after 7, I followed you up, then we rapped after 6 because the party next to us asked us to retrieve the cam they bailed from mid-route. Oh yeah-our rope wasn’t long enough to rap, so the other party attached their rope to ours. We rapped off a quick link and webbing on the ant-infested tree. I don’t recall any flying tree branches or rats nests, but I was a little distracted by the ants swarming all over me. If we did knock anything down on the party on after 7, much apologies. 

Btw, did you get your jacket back? Sorry again I left it at the trailhead. 

Edit: Justin, this doesn’t quite sound like what you’re describing. When was that? This was earlier this month, June 18. 

Hson P wrote:

Remember that time we rapped after 6? You led after 7, I followed you up, then we rapped after 6 because the party next to us asked us to retrieve the cam they bailed from mid-route. Oh yeah-our rope wasn’t long enough to rap, so the other party attached their rope to ours. We rapped off a quick link and webbing on the ant-infested tree. I don’t recall any flying tree branches or rats nests, but I was a little distracted by the ants swarming all over me. If we did knock anything down on the party on after 7, much apologies. 

Btw, did you get your jacket back? Sorry again I left it at the trailhead. 

BOOM!!! Do you remember rapping after 6 now buddy? It’d be crazy if you didn’t seeing how the person you did it with just said you did. The branch happened after the rope landed in it and he started shaking it around. My buddy Handjammin was the one who got to enjoy the branch not me. I appreciate the courtesy of an apology it’s said and done so no worries, it’s just the craziness this dude is straight up lying and putting people in legitimate danger all because he can’t simply come into the community like the rest of us and just say hey can you teach me some stuff I don’t know. 

Edited: edited to match you edit Hson. This happened in April, which means he’s lied about rapping it twice now. Strangely enough this is ticked on his account that day too

Caped Baldy wrote: Why isn’t anyone asking the real question here?

 Why are so many of you kooks flailing around on the manure pile?  Some sort of local irony I’m not familiar with?

That’s like going to Woodson and running laps on the warmup boulder. 

 Bruh, do you even warm up? 

Nate,
    Climber Coffee is just a way for everyone to come together once a week to talk about climber stuff.  You don't have to drink coffee.  It starts around 0900 and ends when everyone leaves.  Usually there is a big group.  You don't even have to be a climber.
                                                                                                                  Roger...… out of the valley waiting for the hardware store to open:-)

Hey Devin, do you want to go down this road of calling me a liar? Dozens of girls have sent me screenshots of your interactions with them . You don’t realize how small this community is, you have been creeping on my friends in Zion, Yosemite and Bend without knowing it. There is some nasty stuff in these messages, and frankly it’s enough to make me sick . He goes full on r/niceguy as the poster above mentions, when the ladies don’t bite on his lies and sexual advances. This was the MOST mellow exchange I received. Looks like this is a bump for tonight when I will have more service to upload photos. 

Ryan Sheridan wrote: Hey Devin, do you want to go down this road of calling me a liar? Dozens of girls have sent me screenshots of your interactions with them . You don’t realize how small this community is, you have been creeping on my friends in Zion, Yosemite and Bend without knowing it. There is some nasty stuff in these messages, and frankly it’s enough to make me sick . He goes full on r/niceguy as the poster above mentions, when the ladies don’t bite on his lies and sexual advances. This was the MOST mellow exchange I received. Looks like this is a bump for tonight when I will have more service to upload photos. 

Oh my the suspense!! I just keep waiting for the A bomb

Everyone is missing the real point.

Who cares if he's a liar, thief, sexual predator, or shitty belayer. All of which is unproven as of yet.

His character is redeemed because he can climb cracks. That's the real focus here and the metric by which a man can be judged. This is America! A man's worth is judged by his proficiency in athletic pursuits.

I mean read the post title.

Devine responds!

Not to defend his belay but to assure us there's nothing to worry about because he can in fact climb cracks.

Roger Brown wrote: Devin,
   I see you at least once a day.  I live here, I am one of the old guys that sit there in the back.  We didn't get this old being stupid you know.  You should come to climber coffee at Columbia Boulder Sunday morning and meet everyone.  The climbing rangers and stewards are the ones that provide the free coffee.
                                                                                                                                                                                            Roger Brown
                                                                                                                                                                                            asca sponsored bolt replacement

It’s a set up, Devin!

NEVAR SURRENDER!

If even half this shit is true, a couple of free cams and a hug is not going to fix it.