So cal mountaineering

10/10 MP Shit Show.

Monkeys flinging poo in a Zoo.

All of this on some dude's thread just looking for climbing partners.

I hope he's unsubscribed by now...............

Hold on a sec

CO Climber wrote: let me fly all the way to San Diego, walk on the asphalt “trail” and climb some pebbles.
  

Those pebbles have the finest splitters this side of the Mississippi BRah !!!!!

I'm CoMPLetely LOSING IT over here !!!!!

The problem with Colo rock isn't just that it's choss, it's ugly too!

Tradiban wrote: The problem with Colo rock isn't just that it's choss, it's ugly too!

VS

You do the math.

Are we now going into tit for tat phase.  Colorado has some awesome stuff.  But let's go tit for tat... I start... 

Cali of course!!!

Photo:Misha Logvinov

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Josh Cameron wrote:

What the f*** are you talking about? The retards are not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line on a mountain, dude. Across this line you do not . . . Also, dude, retards is not the preferred nomenclature. Special needs, please.   

Post of the year right here.

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Caped Baldy wrote: I'm glad you chose that picture to represent California's beautiful chossy alpenglow lest some people think we're scared of climbing in the snow.

Where is this? And damn CO climber, I think you have mistaken MP for 4chan. Trolling with your unoriginal mix of internet and climbing lingo is a bit cringe worthy. You should relax, maybe pop another one of your Ritalin.

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Well this thread turned into the usual MP shit show. Whatever happened to the climbing brotherhood? 

To the OP, there's plenty of places to practice the skills you need for Rainier (although tricky for the crevasse rescue stuff but doable). Just think outside the box and be creative with the tons of resources that are available to you in soCal.

Best of luck!

CO Climber wrote:

Please share some more of your pearls of wisdom oh wise millennial San, who doesn’t even know he’s looking at the highest Mtn in the lower 48s when it’s looking at him in the face. You sound very familiar with this Ritalin. We only do weed over here. 

I can teach you about medicine, anatomy and physiology if you really want, $15 an hour, discount rate. "We only do weed over here" then take a hit and chill out, you're so agro for no reason. 

Yeah, I am just getting into mountains and mountain sports, I am here to get more information and increase my ability or ready myself to progress. Not waste my time bragging about what I live near in order to boost my ego on internet forums. There is some wisdom for you.

Alexander Bonata wrote:

Yeah, I am just getting into mountains and mountain sports, I am here to get more information and increase my ability or ready myself to progress. Not waste my time bragging about what I live near in order to boost my ego on internet forums.

i enjoy this sentiment 

Don't feel bad CO Climber.

I was roasted by the same crew a few weeks ago for having soft hands. (it was a post about learning to ringlock)

I speak to you today with heavily gobied hands, and justice has NOT been served!

LOL!

CO Climber wrote:

Le sigh. You win. I’ll unsubscribe and take a hit. This is boring. You Snowflakes are so sensitive I’m surprised you haven’t melted in the Southern California sun.

Toke one for me.

I know, it's a rather choosy rock, but it looks cool.

Now, this is some of that so cal choss!!! At its finest!!! None of that Sierra choss this time...

But the chossiest choss of all idyllwild choss is...

Competent Leader wrote:

Right now seems a really safe time to do either.

What do you have against waist to chest high post holing?

master gumby wrote:

What do you have against waist to chest high post holing?

Wait til you've done a pitch or two, or 7 of swimming, then post holing becomes just another walk in the park...