Totem vs Ultralight c4's in the purple, green, and red sizes

mediocre wrote:I hate when I show up late to the party. Why are we all flexing? What does "chuff" mean? Who's this lady on bearbreeders shoulder? Is this a rescue or an abduction situation? Big gulps huh?

Someone posted a picture of bearbreeder flexing for camera.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I'm not really sure what's going on any more, at first i thought it would be a flex battle but then it just sorta turned into pure illegible shit posting.

WTF

bearbreeder wrote: a quick search through your posts will show that you actually never help anyone on MP

A quick search through just this thread shows this:

and if youve never had a "set nut" pull or shift, go climb more

whine whine whine

not climbing today again?

since we all know you dont climb ...

youre a fcukang RACIST

its all right there ray you little pervert

after all step up and climb for once

i noticed your not out climbing today

will forgive your tasted for topless yung boyz

i mean you NEVER USE YOUR GEAR ... so well actually get you to use and whip on the damn things

This isn't even everything. And this is only from one thread. And this is somehow helping people? And this is only because someone disagreed with you about a pro placement. And I'm sure a search would find hundreds or perhaps thousands of these recurrences. The funniest part is that you're completely oblivious to your own insecurity and your constant need to be right- to the point of making yourself look like a complete fool- of which you're also unaware.

Certainly there have been instances where you've provided valuable information. But you deliver it with this condescending air of superiority and indignation which detracts from the helpfulness. And the moment someone disagrees with you, you go off on them. Do you read through what you've posted?

You do the very things that you complain about, and you have virtually no idea that you're doing it. You complain of bullying, but at the first sign of dissent from what you deem is "right", you start name calling and telling people they don't climb, can't place gear and don't know what they're talking about.

I'm aware that I don't help people. I'm not here to help people. I'm here for the entertainment, so I guess some thanks are in order. Thank you.

To be fair, this latest tirade of "insults" from BB doesn't even phase me.

I've always just wanted to punt him because of the winky face at the end of every message.

That said, carry on sexless maggots!

Burcheydawwwwwwg wrote:To be fair, this latest tirade of "insults" from BB doesn't even phase me. I've always just wanted to punt him because of the winky face at the end of every message. That said, carry on sexless maggots!

Don't lie!! You stole BB's winky face. You put it at the end of all your texts to your girl.

I love you ;) Can't wait to see you ;)

I always thought it's some dude with a black eye. The winky is really dudes eye swollen shut.

I don't know you, BB, but it seems you've completely derailed this thread. Thanks. Let's not do this again.

J.Roatch wrote:I don't know you, BB, but it seems you've completely derailed this thread. Thanks. Let's not do this again.

This is a pretty regular occurrence when someone disagrees with him.

All I can say is wow. I find most of the content in this thread quite sad. Hopefully it made the posters feel better about themselves as they pushed the submit button.

Thanks Robbie for the info. See you in the valley this fall I hope. Mostly just interested in Lurking fear, Salathe/freerider, 3D, and the Nose. Maybe Zodiac, but I doubt it.

If anyone else is actually reading this thread for content, I've decided that totems are ideal #1 and down. Probably worth springing for a #3 and #4 ultralight if you can find a sale.

Wowsers. The chuffing is strong in this one! Would-be gear purchasers and reviewers beware, the Ragin' "AZN" from America's hat is ready to spew his firebrand of expert-level asshattery.

Fear not of those 1% of placements that another piece might be more appropriate for, bearchuffer will sound the alarm loudly while touting the only crag he has experience with - Squamish.

But what of RMNP? Eldo? Yosemite? Zion? Red Rocks? Smith?

There are no other crags than Squamish. And there are no other opinions on the internet that matter other than the illustrious bearchuffer. MP? ST? Reddit? Is nowhere sacred?

In the meantime, I'll save you the effort of a response and do the work for you:

Wow. This was a very sad day for mountain project.