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New Mexico rock modification discussion

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
Jeff Buehler wrote:Banf Mountain film festival.

Banff is spelled Banff.

thomas ellis · · abq · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 2,615

Sounds cool. Am I in it?

magoo · · Duke City · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 455

What does one have to do to be part of the Tomtourage?

thomas ellis · · abq · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 2,615

Simply walk up to me and ask "what's up man?" and give me fifty bucks(or a carton of blue American Spirits).

thomas ellis · · abq · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 2,615

"inductees are not informed about this untill their first camping trip"

Well they are now! Thanks a lot nippleboy.
And everything was going so well too......

magoo · · Duke City · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 455

Oh damn.... I may already be a member and didn't realize it.
Um......... How do I get out?

BTW, chipping is lame.

-M

thomas ellis · · abq · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 2,615

Just like any other well formed gang.....once your in......you're in for life!
No, I am kidding. With a small $200 termination fee you are happy to leave whenever you want.

nippleit · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2011 · Points: 25

It's called Rohypnol and I doubt you missed out, more than likely you just don't remember.

Jeff Buehler · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 0

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Hello everyone. My name is Jeffrey Buehler and I'm a talent agent out of El Paso Texas. I was recently hired by Thomas Ellis to promote his new climbing video entitled "Ethics: A Shining Hope". Some of you may already know Mr. Ellis, he is one of the nations top climbers and has been a key player in route/crag development throughout the greater southwest. Well, I certainly dont need to speak more about his accomplishments as a gifted climber and his contributions to the climbing community in New Mexico. His reputation speaks for himself. Down to business, we have a great new ethics/how to video coming out early next month produced by Mr. Ellis in conjunction with the "Danger Brothers" . This ground breaking video has ethical Q&A's with some of NM's top climbers: Thomas Ellis, Jared Cleerdin(and his girlfriend), Kevin Jaramillo, "Turtle", and Grady (hosebeat) to name a few. Also included in this video is extreme climbing footage: Thomas on the 2nd ascent of Screaming Jihad (V13+), Jared Cleerdin on Mainliner (5.14), Kevin Jaramillo on the all gear ascent of Turbo Trad (5.13+), and the Tomtourage putting up FA's in Roy. I'm working diligently with Mr. Ellis to get "Ethics: A Shining Hope" into this years Reel Rock Film Tour and a possible feature in the Banff Mountain film festival. I'm sure everyone will agree that is will be hailed as a truly exceptional climbing film, from one of the SW's most gifted climbers. Copies will go on sale April 15th (For $24.95) and we will be having a special release April 9th at REI of Albuquerque. There will be free popcorn and you will have a chance to meet Thomas Ellis and get a signed copy of "Ethics: A Shining Hope". As special guests we will have Jared Cleerdin and Kevin Jaramillo on hand too. Proceeds from "Ethics: A Shining Hope" will go to creating a new guide book for Roy NM. I'm sure most climbers have heard of Roy, It is being hailed as "The New Hueco" by climbers in the South West region. I want to thank everyone for their time, it has been a pleasure helping Mr. Ellis get this ground breaking project off the ground. So again, please come see us at REI on the above mentioned release date and meet this exceptional cast and crew of Climbers.

Jeffrey Buehler
"Exceptional Talent"
425 South El Paso Street, El Paso - (915) 545-1994

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nippleit · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2011 · Points: 25

And when were you inducted Bruno?

William Penner · · The 505 · Joined Sep 2006 · Points: 455

We inducted Bruno when he was in high school. He has been a wreck ever since.

nippleit · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2011 · Points: 25

And when were you inducted? Suddenly I feel the need to buy a butt plug and a chastity belt.

nippleit · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2011 · Points: 25

And when were you inducted? Suddenly I feel the need to buy a butt plug and a chastity belt.

azclimbingrocks · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2009 · Points: 0

Nipit,
No need to waste your money.
Your posts show that your head's so far up your arse that you're totally safe.

Do I need to duplicate this post to match both of yours ?

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNaJ9WS5nCc

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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