Climbing girl need a woody to train on in the Vail area??

I've got a woody here in the springs you can climb on Allison!

Yep just dug the thread a little deeper...

Its very important to moisturize well before working on the woody with all that dry winter air.

Morning woody's can really kick off the day right too.

Sorry about the bullies and perverts, Allison.

If you're ever in the front range, I'm up for sharing a sesh on my woody. It's an average size woody--based on what I see at the gyms--but probably a little crowded for two. We might have to take turns. But simul cranking could work 'cuz for variety there are some slopers and a sweet finger crack too.

PM if interested.

PS: Sorry again for some of the posts.

PPS: Do you smoke?

I wonder how long it will be before someone posts a "why don't more girls climb" thread?

Ian G. wrote:I wonder how long it will be before someone posts a "why don't more girls climb" thread?

Oh, like we're scaring them away?

Hey, if the OP wants to be so disingenuous as to preface her post title with "Climbing girl..." when there's really no need to mention gender, make a leading suggestion in the title and the post, and then pull the "oh, did I do that?" like she's MR and didn't know she did that... this is the fun that ensues. I have no doubt her inbox is brimming with very willing woody owners and she'll get what she wants this winter. To answer your thread suggestion, however, the one girl climbing on my woody right now is enough.

^^^this guy doesn't even own a woody. ohhh, I get it. i didn't like that joke.

Zeke wrote: Oh, like we're scaring them away? Hey, if the OP wants to be so disingenuous as to preface her post title with "Climbing girl..." when there's really no need to mention gender, make a leading suggestion in the title and the post, and then pull the "oh, did I do that?" like she's MR and didn't know she did that... this is the fun that ensues. I have no doubt her inbox is brimming with very willing woody owners and she'll get what she wants this winter. To answer your thread suggestion, however, the one girl climbing on my woody right now is enough.

very nicely done.

Zeke wrote: Oh, like we're scaring them away? Hey, if the OP wants to be so disingenuous as to preface her post title with "Climbing girl..." when there's really no need to mention gender, make a leading suggestion in the title and the post, and then pull the "oh, did I do that?" like she's MR and didn't know she did that... this is the fun that ensues. I have no doubt her inbox is brimming with very willing woody owners and she'll get what she wants this winter. To answer your thread suggestion, however, the one girl climbing on my woody right now is enough.

guess I touched a nerve :)

johnL wrote: Shawn and Buff, note the complete lack of innuendo.

you're such a perv

I had voted for your occupational/professional hazard as thread of the year; but I think this one may be better

Ian G. wrote: guess I touched a nerve :)

Nah. This climbing male just called it how he sees it. Well, okay, maybe a little nerve.

i"m sure she will get plenty of climbers, plenty of wood, and a whole lot of laughs from these posts, which is what she probably intended all along to do. Smart girl.

Gender neutral climber looking to train on someone's home climbing wall in the Vail area. Naw, she knew what she doing. lol.

sorry Will, my woody won't go both ways, either

Ian G. wrote:I wonder how long it will be before someone posts a "why don't more girls climb" thread?

One thing is certain , this thread will incentive a lot of them to start!

This post can become the MP single climbers 'meetup' link now, where the active climbing single man or woman can find some fine crack, pinch and sloper action.

Climbing stud, 6', blue eyes, looking for mellow mountain lady to shack up with in his tee pee and smoke the kind.

You:

Be hot in an ungroomed and unbathed sorta way, smell of patchouli
Must follow only, hyperbolic praise of the lead mandatory
Have enabling parents of the rich variety

Interests include:

climbing
being a douche on the internet
manatees

Woodchuck ATC wrote:This post can become the MP single climbers 'meetup' link now, where the active climbing single man or woman can find some fine crack, pinch and sloper action.

No slippery underclings?