Cochise route chopped, take 2

Lets just turn this thread into the Jon Ruland is a funny man thread and forget about this crap.

By the way Jon, have not climbed with you in like a year. Would love to climb again now that I can actually climb lol. Spending the summer up in Las Vegas climbing Red Rocks every night after work. Would love to climb when I get back. Let me know.

Mike Diesen wrote:You're all F'n morons with small penises. Where do I pickup my beer?

nice, nice. 8/10 because it covers everyone in the thread and involves penis size. i'll buy you one after we get back from a good day climbing on lemmon or in the stronghold.

Mike Dudley wrote:By the way Jon, have not climbed with you in like a year. Would love to climb again now that I can actually climb lol. Spending the summer up in Las Vegas climbing Red Rocks every night after work. Would love to climb when I get back. Let me know.

for sure! i might be heading up to red rock this fall--or if you come back to tucson before then send me a PM, would love to climb with you again.

What are you planning on climbing in Red Rocks? Did you ever get out to climb Epi?

Mike Dudley wrote:What are you planning on climbing in Red Rocks? Did you ever get out to climb Epi?

PM sent

Screw this. I'm moving to Boulder. They never have bolt wars there!

Free beer!!!
MY PENIS IS LITTLER THAN YOURS!!!!!

Does...that.......count?

B-RAD

Lets just turn this thread into the Jon Ruland is a funny man thread and forget about this crap.

I second that. He's fun to hang with too.

Lessons I've gleaned from these this thread:

1) If you chop a route here, be ready for the consequences.

2) If you post about a route being chopped here, be ready for the consequences.

3) Eric Richard fears nothing.

4) If you question Scott Ayers' actions on MP, he likely won't respond, but may leave and take thousands of dollars worth of his fixed hardware with him.

5) Jon has the best attitude and sense of humor of anyone on MP in AZ. Daryl's a close second.

I've learned whoever has my lost stoppers, will not be returning them!
Dammit Jim!

JF

Geir Hundal wrote:Lessons I've gleaned from these this thread: 1) If you chop a route here, be ready for the consequences. 2) If you post about a route being chopped here, be ready for the consequences. 3) Eric Richard fears nothing. 4) If you question Scott Ayers' actions on MP, he likely won't respond, but may leave and take thousands of dollars worth of his fixed hardware with him. 5) Jon has the best attitude and sense of humor of anyone on MP in AZ. Daryl's a close second.

And don't forget that everyone has small penises. Except Daryl. His is huge!

By the way, Scott won't really leave and take all his hardware with him. I mean, if he did we wouldn't have anything argue about on MP except Daryl's penis.

Great... now i'll have to show everyone.

Jon, do i still get a beer? ;)

(female readership of this particular post increases by 300%)

shawn bradley wrote:Free beer!!! MY PENIS IS LITTLER THAN YOURS!!!!! Does...that.......count? B-RAD

good effort! we can work with that. it's just incomplete is all, so let's expand on it a bit. how about "my penis is littler than yours! but only by a little bit. and mine is REALLY, really small. almost microscopic. and yours is only slightly bigger. so it's also tiny." there we go, i like that.

j fassett wrote:I've learned whoever has my lost stoppers, will not be returning them!

if you ever find him, ask him about my nuts too. though i think i'm slowly finding them again climbing with EFR and the other lemmon badasses.

Brigette wrote:(female readership of this particular post increases by 300%)

curiously, upon talk of daryl's penis making an appearance, male readership also increases significantly. daryl feels a little uncomfortable, but also strangely flattered.

and yes daryl, you get a beer for making us all feel jealous and inferior. ;-)

/help! i'm stuck in my cubicle and i can't get out!!

Daryl, if you show everyone what you've got, you better be ready for the consequences...

Oh lord all this penis talk is making me all excited.

Forest Hill wrote:Screw this. I'm moving to Boulder. They never have bolt wars there!

I guess you don't know the history of Boulder Canyon.

England wrote: I guess you don't know the history of Boulder Canyon.

Ok, forget about what I said earlier about you guys beating out the ladies...all this penis talk has me convinced you are back to being men! LOL!

Jon Ruland wrote:

Not sarcasm just the truth.

Wow. Just wow.

Conflict. Exacerbation. Rising tension. Penises come out. Increases of 300%. Just when I feared it would be totally gay, women jump in. Resolution. Tensions released. Laughter.

This is what the internet is for! I need a cigarette.

EDIT: England, I think he means *you* missed Forest's sarcasm.