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If a thread dies in a forum, but Buff doesn't not see it, is it really dead?

This thread won't die. It should be re-titled "Thread Saver".

A romantic poem by JC

What do we do, Just In case everything is antifine?

Will we leave the ticking building Just In time?

Will the newspaper publish: This Just In! Antifamous Climber Justin Sends Ticking Building n Days Ago!"?

What should I say if I'm caught adJustIn' my package by a smokin' hot chick?

I'm thinking about writing a book titled "Zen and the Art of Air Guitar: It's Not Just In Your Head"

What if I want to be Just In Tokyo, and not Tokyo AND Kyoto?

I'm not interested in golfing Just In par for the course.

I'm anti-In-Justice.

It's not Just Influenza, it's the SWINE FLU!!!!!!! EVERYBODY RUNZ FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!!!OMG!!!11!1eleven!1!!11!!one!!

I'm not antisocial, I'm Just Introspective.

I'm not stalking you, I promise. I'm Just Infatuated with every single movement you make, especially while you're sleeping and I have my night-vision goggles on... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Solipsism. All of you crazy illusions are Just In my head.

omg wtf bbq i have to stop.

See Just In Tick-list Thread N Days Ago thread #

Ain't no saving the N Days Ago Thread Slayer thread, Kat. We loves ya though! : )

Kat, thanks for the call and catch up last night.

Gigi, I am worried. Are you getting enough pineapple chunks, and olives?

Lee Smith wrote:Gigi, I am worried. Are you getting enough pineapple chunks, and olives?

Lee, what a coincidence that you mention pineapple! I went to the store last night after work to get some pineapple (spears, this time), and when I got to the self check-out it wouldn't scan, and it wouldn't accept the keyed in code either. All the other items scanned beautifully, but the pineapple spears gave me the blues, then to make matters worse, it wouldn't let me continue to pay after cancelling the pineapple transaction; the machine said I needed authorization of item to finish. It was after midnight, and I was a bit whipped, and it felt like it took forever for the lady checker to come help me, as I stood there in a daze, my hands all sticky from the multiple scanning attempts of the leaky, juicy, flimsy plastic pineapple tub. And you know what happened next, Lee? The lady checker told me she couldn't get the scanner, or keyed in code to work either. She said she could put in the price, and asked me how much it was, but I didn't pay attention to the price when I snatched it out of the cold case, which was way back at the end of the ailses. I politely said, "That's okay, I don't need the pineapple" and left, but I did need it. There was a reason for the craving. When I got home I grabbed the flashlight, and checked for hornworms, and other tomato eating insects out in the garden, like it says to do in my tomato book, and to see if the Diatomaceous Earth is doing it's job. I smiled when I saw eight more ripe tomatoes I can harvest, and had forgotten all about the pineapple. After that, and a few more chores, I slept like a baby. : )

Diatomeceous Earth? That is good shit. I hope you save a tomato for me, or at least enjoy one for me.

Sux about the pineapple. I think your karmic pineapple debt is paid and you will get what you deserve in the near future. Maybe you could plant a pineapple tree in your garden?

Mmmm... The temptation is too much to bear;
I must not indulge, I must not indulge, I must not indulge...

In 1979 I won a bartender's competition with a mixture of simple ingredients.

The competition allowed for 2 submissions. Being young and omniscient, I was sure that my delicately crafted concoction of several liqueurs of different colors and specific gravities, layered and carefully dribbled down a glass rod (and completely undrinkable) would win the day.

In fact, my second submission, which I called a "Hawaiian Rumrise", won the competition. 2 Parts orange juice, 2 parts pineapple juice, 1 part rum and a teaspoon of Grenadine. Shake with ice, strain into a tall glass and add the Grenadine. Sit back and enjoy life with this drink.

I am very sure that the pineapple juice is the Karmic kicker ingrediant.

That's so cool! I'll watch the Hawaiian Rumrise pretty soon. I'll make it with my best friend when I visit her in Kauai in the near future. I'll tell her it's Lee's special good luck drink! : )

PS, is this thread ever going to die? For a minute there I thought Christain killed it: TWICE!

I will have you yet!

You cheeky little thread!

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I love you guys today.

We love you every day! I do anyway...pretty sure they do too.

It's Tony Bubb!

It is!!

I love this pic.
(My bio-daddy is Russian)

It's Buff Johnson letting it all hang out!