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Upchuck 

YDS: 5.13a French: 7c+ Ewbanks: 29 UIAA: IX+ ZA: 29 British: E6 6c

   
Type:  Sport, 60'
Original:  YDS: 5.13a French: 7c+ Ewbanks: 29 UIAA: IX+ ZA: 29 British: E6 6c [details]
FA: Lee Terveen
Season: All: Morning Sun. Afternoon Shade
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Submitted By: BBQ on Nov 3, 2013

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Upchuck. A Spearfish Canyon 5.13 that you can clow...

Description 

Yet another sick route at The Hangover Wall!

A nauseating start with reachy, abstastic moves will test your core strength right from the get go. Mellow climbing in the lower, middle region of the climb gives way to an excellent rest on big holds.

Get it all back and check your head. The next series of moves are the business. Feel the heavy, heaving feelings of failure go from bad to worse as you try to tackle a head-splitting boulder problem with bowling ball holds and wicked pinches. The utter lack of feet will make those last few beers, that you had last night, come back to haunt you as this physically-demanding, core-strength-intensive workout beats the puke out of you and slams the toilet lid right on your headpoint.

This is a climb that requires you to eat your Wheaties and keep ahold of your lucky charms!

Location: Hangover Wall 

Second climb from the left. This climb has a close proximity to The Puke Stain, which is the climb just to the right. If you find yourself getting shut down by Upchuck you can retrieve all your draws and things by swinging over from The Puke Stain making for a great no pride and no commitment kind of situation.

Protection 

Bring 8 quickdraws.


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