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Apr 6, 2009
It's official. After doing a very unofficial survey, I have discovered that I hold the record for having the last word and killing the most threads on MP.com.

This dubious distinction should catapult me into the MP Hall of Fame and guarantee infamy for all the ages.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Apr 6, 2009
philistein
From seattle
Joined Mar 17, 2009
10 points
Apr 6, 2009
Damn for a second I thought you were talking about SLAYER!!!
WAR ENSEMBLEEEEE!!!
Leo Zacharias
From Boulder CO
Joined Feb 8, 2008
5 points
Apr 6, 2009
Lee maybe you should bring your rope back into your picture so people will be more likely to comment on what you said... matthewWallace
From plymouth, nh
Joined Nov 20, 2008
7,840 points
Administrator
Apr 6, 2009
Hell Awaits Lee..... slim
Joined Dec 1, 2004
885 points
Apr 6, 2009
I bet if I was listening to Raining Blood I could climb two grades higher than normal. Pete Hickman
From Tacoma, WA
Joined Sep 4, 2007
470 points
Apr 6, 2009
Well Lee, if you don't reply to all these postings, you'll be one step closer towards not being a Thread Slayer! :) Kat A
From Bart and Lisa Ville, CO
Joined Jun 23, 2006
170 points
Administrator
Apr 6, 2009
I gotta get one in before that freaky Lee kills his own thread!!!!!

edit too add, I love you dude. Even though your a harbinger of "topic' doom that walks on earth as man.
Hank Caylor
From Glenwood Springs, CO
Joined Dec 9, 2003
180 points
Apr 6, 2009
Lee do you mind if I call you Buffy?

Answer soon and kill this thread, k?
Legs Magillicutty
From Littleton
Joined May 28, 2002
390 points
Apr 6, 2009
Tracy and Hank you're cracking me up. Lee, I bet you're sitting at your computer just wanting to reply to this thread... and telling yourself NO! Don't Kill It!!!

P.S. Someone please post after this so I'm not a Thread Smither, uh, I mean, Slayer.
Kat A
From Bart and Lisa Ville, CO
Joined Jun 23, 2006
170 points
Apr 6, 2009
Man, something smells dead around here! Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points
Apr 6, 2009
Don't cut your self short, Lee. Besides Total # Killed, you have also killed more threads per thread contribution (kill/cont). Your batting over 500 now... And look who's warming up in the batter's box! Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Joined Aug 1, 2006
20 points
Apr 6, 2009
Lee, I was going to ask whats up with your job status; but I think that question's been answered. Mike Lane
From Centennial, CO
Joined Jan 21, 2006
210 points
Apr 6, 2009
Slim, That was a foregone conclusion years ago....

Hank, I Love You Man! See ya tomorrow night at the Dark Horse I hope.

Tracy, call me anything you want, especially if it cracks Kateri up.

Kateri, Thread Smither LOL.

Shawn, something always smells dead around here.

Jeff, great stats man!

Mike, Yeah, I have a lot of time on my hands. Should end soon.

May this thread Rest In Pieces!
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Apr 6, 2009
Lee, your post looks like deliberate, premeditated threadicide. Why are you doing this? You don't have to take the rap, man. I'll kill this thread...rupture and fray its gnarled fibers into a fuzzy terminus, dangling from the spool and bobbin of MP's graveyard queue for eternity.

Unwind in Peace.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points
Apr 6, 2009
Shawn, that is a very literary death knell for this thread. You are spooking me out man. But great prose dude.

I hope I see you tomorrow at the DH as well.

Oh crap, the thread still lives....
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Apr 6, 2009
But my good man, you cannot kill what does not live, behold the undead thread. Do you think if a climber becomes a zombie they would be more prone to climb up things in search of human prey? Evan S
From Erie, CO
Joined Dec 30, 2007
275 points
Apr 6, 2009
How bout we all chip in tomorrow night and get Lee a punch card to the gym of his choice? Micahisaac
From Longmont, CO
Joined Apr 4, 2006
20 points
Administrator
Apr 6, 2009
Evan Simons wrote:
But my good man, you cannot kill what does not live, behold the undead thread. Do you think if a climber becomes a zombie they would be more prone to climb up things in search of human prey?


Dude, that's kick ass.

Edit too add, I got Lees punchcard RIGHT HERE!!!!!
See you freaks tomorrow.
Hank Caylor
From Glenwood Springs, CO
Joined Dec 9, 2003
180 points
Apr 6, 2009
On the great day of the second coming of the Son of MP, the general resurrection of the dead thread will occur. All dead threads will rise from their graves in a transformed state. The MP God thus describes this event: "Do not marvel at this: for the hour is coming in which all who are in the graves will hear his voice of the Son of MP and come forth; those who have done good, to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil, to the resurrection of condemnation" (Thread:106397651)



This was your best kill of all time, Lee.

Enter at your own risk.
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Joined May 25, 2005
1,315 points
Apr 7, 2009
Gigi,

You are hilarious. I laughed out loud until my teeth hurt. Thanks for the morning wakeup. I Love You Dearly.

Killing the crack thread was pretty impressive, yeah? I used a double entendre for that one.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Apr 12, 2009
someone outta flag Lee for trying to kill his own thread Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
545 points
Apr 12, 2009
Ah, Mark...
It was dead. Someone oughta flag you for reviving it.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points
Apr 12, 2009
Poor Thread is Dead

A big rock fell on it's head.

'Nuff said.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Apr 14, 2009
this thread needs Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
545 points
Apr 14, 2009
Snark Melon wrote:
this thread needs

Needs what?
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points


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