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The Ejaculator 

Hueco: V5 Font: 6C

Type:  Boulder, 12'
Original:  Hueco: V5 Font: 6C [details]
FA: Eric B. and Paul J.
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Submitted By: Remo on Apr 14, 2008

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The Ejaculator problem is a classic. SDS with good holds and work your way up the breaks in rock. Steep powerful moves from under the boulder lead to slapping your way out to the corner. A must do for the DL boulderer


Left most problem on the boulder.


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Photos of The Ejaculator Slideshow Add Photo
Rock Climbing Photo: In the middle.
In the middle.
Rock Climbing Photo: RV looking strong.
RV looking strong.
Rock Climbing Photo: The sloper.
The sloper.
Rock Climbing Photo: Remo climbing right corner; Dec.2002
Remo climbing right corner; Dec.2002
Rock Climbing Photo: Dobbe
Rock Climbing Photo: John Dobbe on The Ejaculator.
John Dobbe on The Ejaculator.

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From: Winona
Apr 16, 2008

left, right, and left of right corner developed by E. Barnard & P Jones 2000. Named with Gill names such as dominator, etc in mind. Scene of much debachery and hopefully less ejaculation!
By Jim Maierhofer
From: Eldorado Springs,Co
Sep 6, 2008

The fa on this was Andrew Mcdonald from chicago
By Terry Kieck
Sep 19, 2008

When did Andrew send the problem? I remember being up there on a few occasions with the old DL crew in 2000 or 2001 when all the main problems were sent but I don't think anything was recorded of who did what besides pussy whipped and Jim's problem (the 2 hardest problems). The ? behind FA in the problems title just means its been sent but not sure who was first. If he did it around 2000 he might very well have the FA.
From: Winona
Feb 27, 2009

Pretty sure paul and I did all the lines except for the center(jims problem) before we even took people up there. Standard DL style usually warants the people who find the chunk of stone to do as many problems before telling their friends. At least thats what I learned from climbing with EZ, that sneaky bastard!
From: Winona
Jun 20, 2009

Actually, I was thinking about this the other day. I told Jim about the ejaculator in 2004, this problem was sent in 2002. There's no way Andrew sent this as the FA, I have pics of at least 3 people sending it in 2003 on the summer soltice crank du jour.
By Tradiban
Jun 20, 2009

Mark the FA "Midwest Hardcore" that works for everybody!
By Remo
From: Madison, WI
Jun 23, 2009

Yeah Eric, You would know for sure since you guys found this boulder.
By Brian Runnells
Nov 12, 2010

Cool boulder. Not sure what I did but I trended left sooner than what's in the pictures using the big triangular sidepull and then slapping up the crack and around the corner. Fun stuff either way
By Jim Maierhofer
From: Eldorado Springs,Co
May 31, 2013

So in the fall of 2000 myself, Andrew and a few friends went over. After i pulled a hold off and landed on my head Andrew then sent the problem. We then worked a pretty hard problem up the almost right side of the boulder. It went real quick just like the pussy whip problem. It was our first time at this boulder. Yes in my opinion he got the FA. Just hard to believe that such a good hold would have not been pulled off prior. Unless of course i got to the high point just before Andrew got the Fa. Yeah someone may have sent it prior. Kinda doubt it. At this point in time there was what 3 or 4 people that could even pull that hard in the dlfa crew. It's ok dlfa'ers Andrew's from chicago and yall dont want a chicagan to get the fa. Its alright. haha.

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