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Superficial Friend 

YDS: 5.12a French: 7a+ Ewbanks: 25 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 25 British: E5 6a

Type:  Sport, 50'
Original:  YDS: 5.12a French: 7a+ Ewbanks: 25 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 25 British: E5 6a [details]
FA: Blake Workman
Season: Very nice in summer evenings. Not bad in the spring and early fall.
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Submitted By: BBQ on Apr 23, 2011

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Ever have a friend tell you, "Oh your hair looks so will grow out." or "No, you havn't been dragging that toilet paper, which is stuck to your shoe, ALL the way across the mall." For everyone who's ever been stood up on prom night because their date "finally figured out they were meant to be with Brad" or got left hanging at the bar, stuck with the ugly roomate your wingman's date just happen to set you up with, while they took off in the Volvo to another club across town, this route is for you. If you're a total doormat, who let's people borrow your quickdraws, only to have them "given away as a birthday present because I thought you said you didn't want them anymore", you won't be too surprised when that friendly looking pocket after the second bolt turns out to be rather shallow. Climbing gets a bit easier after the first few beginning cruxes, trust me, I'm always going to have your back.


Second route from the left most side of the wall.


A high amount of self-esteem and good handle on the fact that most people SUCK! Take eight quickdraws and enjoy the open shuts which will not fail you.

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