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She Ain't No Lady Unless She's 280 

YDS: 5.12d French: 7c Ewbanks: 28 UIAA: IX ZA: 28 British: E6 6b

Type:  Sport, 70'
Original:  YDS: 5.13a French: 7c+ Ewbanks: 29 UIAA: IX+ ZA: 29 British: E6 6c [details]
FA: Equipped By Joel McKillop. FA: Lee Terveen
Season: All. am sun. pm shade.
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Submitted By: BBQ on Dec 5, 2014

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Lee looking for the wet spot.


Tiny holds on sick, blonde stone. Be ready for big reaches and a sequential crux that might require you to roll this bitch in flour and go for the wet spot.

My last girlfriend left me when she asked me, "Have you ever dated a fat chick?" And I said, "No. You're the first."

Ya know she's a keeper when you ask her out for a little dinner, and she says, "BITCH! What am I gonna do with a LITTLE dinner?"

GET ON IT! This one is PHAT, furious, and believe me, you WILL want your friends to see you ride it.

Location: Blowin' Kisses Wall. Middle of The Danks. 

Walk to the left of all that stuff in Cronin's guidebook. Walk past The Half-Baked Wall and The Party Wall. This climb is the fifth one from the left.

Down the steps and just to the left of Blowin' Kisses at Disinterested Bitches.


bring 10 quickdraws. Open Anchors. HEADS UP! The very beginning of this climb is a bitch. Jugging up to the second bolt allows one to skip the nearly impossible opening moves of the 5.13 crux and still yields a million moves of super sick 5.12+ cranking.

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