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Screaming Sphincter 

YDS: 5.12b French: 7b Ewbanks: 26 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 26 British: E5 6b

   
Type:  Sport, 60'
Original:  YDS: 5.12b French: 7b Ewbanks: 26 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 26 British: E5 6b [details]
FA: Mike Cronin
Season: Spring, Summer and Fall. Gets shade early in the day!
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Submitted By: BBQ on Jul 14, 2011

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And yes, there is one that makes your rectum open ...

Description 

Oh my God this route is awesome! For those of you who failed (or failed to take) anatomy class, a sphincter is a a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body...and yes, there is one in your butthole.

BOULDERY! This climb has a wonderfully hard, extremely overhanging start which requires the climber to correctly place at least one or two fingers in a oddly deep pocket, that yes...(sigh)...does resemble a sphincter.

After that, it's jugs, jugs and more jugs to the top of the climb. Get on this thing! It's awesome and proctologist approved!

Location 

From left to right, its the 5th route on the Word Up Wall. If you are walking deeper (snicker) into Big Picture Gully and have just passed the Big Picture Wall, you will literally run into this climb. You can't miss it. Don't keep walking past it! Get on it and work this sucker!

Protection 

7 bolts. Open Shut anchors. And for the love of God, stick clip the first AND second bolt if you're a newb. We don't want to hear about your proctologist visiting you in the emergency room.


Photos of Screaming Sphincter Slideshow Add Photo
Rock Climbing Photo: Like a proctologist exam, this is a good project f...
Like a proctologist exam, this is a good project f...
Rock Climbing Photo: A view of Screaming Sphincter.
A view of Screaming Sphincter.
Rock Climbing Photo: More screaming!
More screaming!
Rock Climbing Photo: And leave my sphincter out of this conversation! M...
And leave my sphincter out of this conversation! M...
Rock Climbing Photo: The opening moves are a bit painful, hence the nam...
The opening moves are a bit painful, hence the nam...

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