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Paternity Test 

YDS: 5.11a French: 6c Ewbanks: 22 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 22 British: E3 5c

Type:  Sport, 50'
Original:  YDS: 5.11a French: 6c Ewbanks: 22 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 22 British: E3 5c [details]
FA: Mike Cronin
Season: Whenever she says...OOPS?
Page Views: 41
Submitted By: BBQ on Jun 27, 2012

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Unlike the awkard situation on the Jerry Springer show, getting slapped with this short route is actually a pleasant experience.

Small crimps lead to more than one hole (which might be the reason why you had to submit to this in the first place!) into which you may insert an appendage of your choosing.

Gets tricky at the top! Come on! Admit it's yours and then get on this fun waiting game of a climb.


Far right hand corner to the right of Lactation Station. This route is a bit of a pain in the butt to get to. Walk up a hill and assume the position.


6 bolts. Open anchors and a cup in which to submit your specimen.

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And the results are in! Kyle sending Paternity Te...
Rock Climbing Photo: Kyle on Paternity Test, 5.11a
Kyle on Paternity Test, 5.11a

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