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One Man Sex Party 

YDS: 5.12c French: 7b+ Ewbanks: 27 UIAA: IX- ZA: 27 British: E6 6b

Type:  Sport, 1 pitch, 60'
Original:  YDS: 5.12c French: 7b+ Ewbanks: 27 UIAA: IX- ZA: 27 British: E6 6b [details]
FA: Erik Clark Durgin
Season: spring chicken
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Submitted By: Erik Durgin on Mar 26, 2011

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This was bolted by Marcus Garcia and Gentle Ben Griffin (thanks for lettin' me sleez yer route). This route was named after local soft man, JJ Nockjob. Bouldery and fun climbing for the first 4 boltz leadz to easier climbing in the crack above.


This gangsta-ass line starts 6 feet to the right of Pandora. It goes straight up for the first 2 boltz and than veers hard right (much like my ...) to an undercling jug below the third bolt. After that, follow the crack to the anchors.


6 boltz including the anchors and a few small nuts and cams for the crack section. We did leave some draws at the anchors for your enjoyment.

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By m-earle
From: USA
Mar 28, 2011

Dear Mountainproject,

I am saddened that you censored Eric's playful simile from his route description. I believe that his description was well within the Mountainproject guidelines for appropriate language and attitude. While I understand the site trying to avoid PG-13 content, the people of this country have fought too hard to gain the right to freedom of speech for this sort of censorship to happen. What are we as Americans if we are not free? What do we have left when our freedom is taken away? Where will you draw the line as to what constitutes appropriate posts on this site? I sincerely hope that Eric's original description be reinstated, along with his right to be an American.

To keep this post relevent to the actual route....

This route is an awesome addition to the recent development of high quality sport routes at East A, and is one of the best at its grade in Durango.
By Erik Durgin
Mar 29, 2011

God bless 'MERICA! And God bless penis jokes!

Oh yeah, and the routes really fun, too!
By Jniz
Mar 29, 2011

And so, another legacy lives on. Legacy of the Nockjob. Let freedom ring.
By Erik Durgin
Mar 30, 2011

I've got buddies that died face down in the muck so the we could write penis on MP. Whoever censored my route description is a Communist.

That is all
By Tortilla
From: Fakeville, USA
Apr 13, 2011

I'll get you a penis joke by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish on it. These amateurs....
By Sarah.E
From: Durango, CO
Nov 18, 2012

Gross Timmy, you don't put nail polish on that. I can only imagine using nail polish remover and the pain involved.

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