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NoBody Wins 

YDS: 5.9+ French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI ZA: 17 British: E1 5a

Type:  Trad, 1 pitch, 70'
Original:  YDS: 5.9+ French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI ZA: 17 British: E1 5a [details]
FA: First Recorded Ascent on MP: Joe Pertile & Josh Pertile
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Submitted By: JPertile on Apr 6, 2016

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Josh finishing NoBody Wins.


As the title implies, part of this route will be more difficult due to your body size. The first three quarters of the route was very tight for my tall friend and the last quarter becomes much wider and will be more difficult for shorter people. It's nice and cool inside the chimney if you are looking to escape the heat.


At the back of the large chimney between Random Precision and Different Strokes.


Solid cracks along the back wall all the way to the top ranging from 1 to 4 inches. Cams for a 2 inch crack will be most useful. Really easy to find pro all the way up.

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By Scott Curran
From: Cincinnati, OH
Apr 7, 2016

Lol plenty of people have done this. Guaranteed this goes back at least to when this wall was developed.
By Josh P
Apr 8, 2016

I don't doubt it has been climbed before. It wasn't in the guidebook, or on MP and felt such a fun climb should be. We left webbing and a beaner on top for the rap as there was no sign of previous gear.

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